themightyneckbeard:

justnoodlefishthings:

themightyneckbeard:

justnoodlefishthings:

eelpatrickharris:

the post office really must hate me at this point

live worms

Just wait until your order of 1,500 crickets eats through the box and ends up all over the delivery truck…

…go on

Basically I wasn’t home when they where dropped off, I think I had gone to get gas for the mower or food. I came home and found a large black trash bag on my front porch. It was what remained of my order, I’m guess there was less than 200 crickets. I of course contacted the place I had order them through and got a new shipment scheduled. Fast forward to the new shipment. I was home when the second one was delivered. The driver of course wasn’t happy still and had a million questions. They stopped asking questions once I told them that they had delivered multiple tarantulas and scorpions before this. Ultimately it was pretty anticlimactic minus the evil looks I got every time I got a package via USPS.