Month: February 2018

tinsnip:

ladyyatexel:

My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks. 

My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.

Surgeon: Well, consider this.  She and I just had a knife fight.  And I won.  Because she was asleep during it.  

My brother: Oh.  Yeah, okay, that’s fair.

Your surgeon sounds fucking hysterical.

lesbiantics:

my gender is E̷̡̨̲̩̼͚̘̟̟̖̮̮̩̝̼̬̰̦̺̣̐̂̀̔̍̐̐̔̔̽̉̂͐̎R̸̛̛̰͒́́͋̿̔̽́̽̀͒̍̊̂̍́̅̀̍̎́̄͒̿̽̀̆͗̓̀̄̐̎̀͂̾͂̐̆̆͛̇͝R̸̡̫̫̮̱̦͒̿̈́̆̉̈́̏̚͘̚ͅƠ̶̛̲̜̘̰̣͉̪͔̟̦̜̟̊̑̈̃̾̀̌͜Ŗ̵̡̧̛̛͔͎̮̖͚͈͉̳̯̩̠̇̍̐̈͊̉̽̂̾̆̃̓́̌̾̌̾͌̎̌̊͆̈́̈́̿̓̕͘͘͘̕̚̚͜͠͝4̵̧̡͈͙̤͍͓̙̺̩͈̮̮̲̮͔̫̮͓̉͌̈̈́̈͝0̷̧̭͍̜̞̘͓̣̟̣̻͇̦̖̦̱͉̙͇̟̥̼̼͆̔̆̓͒̿͒̒̓̉͑̏̋͌́́̔̕̕͘͜͝4̷̡̢̢̧̺̥͕̱͍̟̻̪̹͙͓͉͌̐́́̐̍͑̄̏̂̆́́̈̈́̅̍̕̕͠͝͠

coffeeandspentbrass:

dubsg13:

naturallyaspirated:

cncenginedynamics:

In the year 1682 the Hafla hammer mill started to produce iron. It went on til 1924 when it ended. In 1934 the hammer was declared a national museum, and the old hammer smiths were there for one day working again.Since then it has been quiet,with the hammer smiths long gone. But the last few years enthusiasts have slowly restored the hammer, and today we were able to forge iron once again in the 333 year old smithy for the first time in a decade.

YEEEESSSSS!!!! This thing is so friggin cool!!!

Such a mechanical sound.

Tag your porn!

330 year old Swedish water-driven hammer-forge comes to life

emmeetslawschool:

aresmarked:

durpacerangerrogjro:

bogleech:

I’ve repeatedly seen British people make fun of American food for apparently always being either “too sweet or too salty” but our cuisine is still pretty mild compared to a lot of other countries, and having repeatedly tried British food, I’m pretty sure the term you’re looking for is “having any flavor at all.”

Britain invaded over half the world for spices and then decided they didn’t like any of them

you’re half-joking but that is legitimately what happened

“Oh, well now that the poors can get it we’ve decided it’s classier and more refined to *not* have the thing” is such an obnoxiously recurring historical trend. For a modern version, see the current “minimalism” and “capstone wardrobe” trends. “Now that poor people can afford to have lots of things, we have decided it’s actually more refined to not have things even though rich people have spent the last hundred centuries gaudily showing off all the shit we can afford.”

tatooinedovah:

shinga-tumblr:

I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol

this is like 100% what living with cats is like

Source: iraffiruse