duckamus:

I need help

My name is Duckie.

I am 26 years old, disabled, fighting every day to keep my head above water.

I have been diabetic since I was 3 years old. Since then I have had a hard streak health wise.

I have neuropathy from high blood sugars damaging my nerves. I struggle with pain daily. I also have gastroparesis, which makes me nauseous all the time. That plus my blood sugars being so brittle, it’s impossible for me to keep any job.

I keep trying. I push myself to exhaustion.

I have been fighting to get on disability benefits, though so far I have only been denied. I even hired lawyers, and they had to let me go.

So I am applying again, jumping through the hoops. I don’t know what I am going to do if they don’t help me.

Already I have to fight my insurance for medications.

My partner let’s me stay with her, but before this I was homeless.

I can’t go back to that

If anyone can help me, $1 or $50, every dollar helps.

My paypal email is jasonanain@yahoo.com

I also have venmo, facebook, and chase account.

I will happily talk to anyone who has questions

Please reblog and share!

xoxo

Duckie

cyprinella:

emobb8:

c-rowteeth:

neoperks:

PEAS 🦆

thank you so so much for sharing this. this video is so important to me. i would sell my laptop, my house, and my sister for this duck. this video has enlightened me. i can continue living knowing such a being exists. thank you.

that was so aggressive

And then you get my ducks that yell at peas because they’re scary.

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

arahir:

arahir:

arahir:

i’m reading a very manly 1950s account of a hunt for el dorado but i’m thirty pages in and the narrator has already described his traveling companion as “handsome” 4 times, “extremely handsome” twice, “exceedingly handsome” once, his voice as “quietly husky” and “a husky whisper,” his fingers as long and deft, his body as “tall and cat-like,” and his eyes as some variation of ice-blue at least three times.

just men being dudes. dudes being pals. it’s great. this is great.

“Ever since he had aimed that gun at my throat, I had liked him immensely. And now I liked him even better.”

oh my god

“I awoke when a beam of light fell across my eyes. Jorge had come into my room carrying a lighted candle.

‘I’m going with you,’ he said quietly.

‘I can’t pay you.’

He smiled. ‘I thought I was a partner?’”

OH MY GOD

according to apparently every adaptation of a search of el dorado, i think we can conclude that maybe the real el dorado was the homosexuality we found along the way

Cable News Chyrons Tell The Bizarre Story Of Trump’s First Year In Office

tpfnewslive:

Donald Trump has officially completed one full year as president, and holy moly what a year it’s been. You probably don’t even remember how much stuff really happened in the last year because mentally it’s felt like 20.

There are things we never imagined could happen during an American presidency. Remember “covfefe,” or when Trump indirectly called a nuclear weapon-wielding foreign dictator “short and fat,” or when Melania swatted his hand away, or when it was reported that the president needed daily briefings with a lot of pictures?

There’s no better indicator of the bizarre day-to-day developments of President Trump’s first year in office than reading the wonderful chyrons, the headline captions you see at the bottom of your screen during a news broadcast.

So rather than attempt to describe the past year, we picked out some of the best chyrons to illustrate just what a Twilight Zone-esque 365 days we’ve had.

Cable News Chyrons Tell The Bizarre Story Of Trump’s First Year In Office