Month: February 2018

alunamoonofpraxus:

bluedew12:

bluedew12:

bluedew12:

Now everyone on Tumblr has access to a tiny gif of Maui dancing back and forth while slapping his pecs. I feel like I’ve created something stupid yet wonderful, so…

what can I say

except

you’re welcome

image

And thanks to link-sharing on Discord, you can now have an even smaller version of him.

ʸᵒᵘ’ʳᵉ ʷᵉᶫᶜᵒᵐᵉ

These are all the same size on mobile, the quality just goes down exponentially which somehow makes it even better.

neukpunk:

If you’re one of those people who thinks executive dysfunction only happens for things we don’t like (school, cleaning,) then please consider the fact that I’ve been meaning to plug my phone in for 20 minutes and I’m now at 2% and still putting it off to write this post ¯_(ツ)_/¯

bittersnurr:

wondawful:

i love when people say “wow you go to the Drs a lot. i never really bother” like they think you go there when you don’t 800% have to.

they think you get a bit of a headache or the sniffles and book an appointment.

when really they would be rushing to the emergency department with something that just has you sitting at home like “hmm…maybe i should ring someone tomorrow? or mention it next week? nah i probably got this.”

The really frustrating thing is when people who are like, personally responsible for antibiotic resistance getting worse because they ALWAYS go in the first week of the sinus infection or whatever but in general chronic ill people do not go for years for anything because drs aren’t worth it then get hit with something that impedes function and are forced to.

Like there is an extra level of insulting when you have not been to the dr in 5 years because you suffered and fought off every acute problem w/out asking for help and then treated like you suddenly out of nowhere from there started going in for minor shit and being a baby about it.

PSA: if you smoke marijuana, please tell your anesthesia team.

bittersnurr:

spooniestrong:

cliffnotesofanerd:

hopefullyshecannotseethis:

cliffnotesofanerd:

They’re not going to rat you out. They’re going to adjust your anesthesia dosage so you don’t WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF SURGERY.

Some anesthesiologists will refuse to put you under if you’ve smoked cannabis within the past 24 hours – and let’s be clear, this is NOT because they’re morally against it – it’s because THC and anesthetic react in unpredictable ways and waking up in the middle of surgery is slightly less of a concern than SLIPPING INTO A COMA OR DYING. 

So there’s that.

Yes, this too. Should have included this. It just wasn’t on my mind when I made the original post because my mind was full of NOPE NOPE NOPE after, you guessed it, one of my patients woke up in the middle of her surgery because she didn’t tell her anesthesia team she used marijuana.

Signal boosting for MMJ Spoonies! 💙

I am not sure how well I trust “they won’t rat youbout”. Yeah not to the cops probably, but if you don’t have a medical excuse they might mark you down as abusing drugs and good luck getting pain meds for recovering then.

But again this is the last DAY, if you just don’t have any the day before you don’t have to mention it period.

kafkamilktea:

gaytectives:

gaytectives:

at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg

the white one is zephyr but everyone calls him the godfather and his sisters follow him around everywhere and they’re a tiny gang which i love

this is the only pure post

dynastylnoire:

slavsquat2:

slavsquat2:

slavsquat2:

http://paypal.me/simona15 please donate i need an abortion

thank you for the first donation this is almost a quarter of the total i need so it is very helpful but any amount is appreciated! thank you so much and feel free to contact me for me to thank you personally

also i would like to mention a fair deadline would be february 15th but there is no pressure! thank you all so much once again

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