I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”
My mother once told me, in effect, that the only difference between an “actual adult” and a young adult bullshitting their way through basic tasks is that the “actual adults” have been bullshitting their way through life for long enough that they’ve accidentally discovered what actually works. It’s honestly one of the most comforting things I’ve ever been told.
Day: May 4, 2018
They have the same kind of feet as cats!!!
Anyone else with ocd have a weird thing about smells?? Like you smell something gross ™ and you remember that little particles of that thing go up your nose (cause that’s how smell works) so it’s like you touched that gross thing and your like “ahhh germs >:(“
ohhhm y god i hate hahte hate when people go ‘’hey smell this’’ NO NOO.. no no no …SMELL BAD….
No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation..
“WE’RE HERE, WE’RE QUEER, WE HATE THE FUCKING PRESIDENT!,” AIDS Coalition To Unleash Power (ACT UP), New York City, 1990.
we gotta bring this sign back
Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term
BREAKING: Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk accused of sexual misconduct
Sounds like a reasonable excuse to me
Hi. I’m still mentally ill and disabled, and I still need to eat and pay rent and stuff. Please help? My PayPal address is kiriamaya at gmail, or you can use my donation button. Or you can reblog this. Thank you for keeping me alive, and please keep this going.
please help keep my fren alive
Please help me for this weekend and next week?
pals kunekune pigs are so cute
THIS IS THE CUTEST PIG I’VE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!
“The kunekune /ˈkuːneɪkuːneɪ/,/ˈkuːnkuːn/ is a small breed of domestic pig from New Zealand. Kunekune are hairy with a rotund build, and may bear wattles (or piri piri) hanging from their lower jaws. Their colour ranges from black and white, to ginger, cream, gold-tip, black, brown and tricoloured. They have a docile, friendly nature, and are now often kept as pets.“ – Wikipedia
The name means “fat and round”!
Garlic 2 (Stone sculpture)
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