Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.
this is so important
Also important information: A cop cannot arrest you for something you already took. You can tell a cop to his face that you just injected black tar heroin in your veins and as long as you don’t currently have any on you (including things like syringes or residue in a pipe), there’s fuck all he can do about it.
I take police reports for a living. The number of people who will happily tell someone “Well officer, this fight started because I smoked crack cocaine earlier,” is astounding and also not at all illegal. The criminal charge is for Possession of a Controlled Substance. If you don’t possess any at the time, there’s no crime. The only thing you can get dinged for is if you’re actively on a drug and driving, in which case – DUI.
Please, please, please tell EMTs what you took. They’re not going to rat you out to the cops and even if they did, you will still be okay.
Spreading the word, being honest with paramedics and doctors can save your life
Hi!! ok so the above information is slightly off. In certain states your body=a container, and therefore you can 100000000% be charged for something in your body.
For example, if someone under 21 is found with alcohol in their blood, since their body is a container in these states they can and will be given an mip.
When I was ~7 years old, my family went on a guided nature hike in Missouri. We heard a meowing sound and the naturalist assured is that it was a catbird, so named because of its mewing call.
“No,” I said, “That’s an actual cat.”
The naturalist laughed at me when I crouched down and began meowing into the woods. I was always exceptionally good at replicating cat noises – I used to prank people in book and grocery stores by hiding behind shelves and making them think a cat was inside (I stopped doing this by… 13…). So when an actual cat came running to me out of the woods, the naturalist was shocked.
It turned out that the cat belonged to a local family and had been missing and presumed dead for over a week. I lead it back to the park office by meowing at it and then felt like a hero.
That was absolutely heroic, though. Like, damn. Good job, baby you!
If you are a romance writer with the word “Cocky” in one of your titles, and you’ve received a takedown notice from author Faleena Hopkins, please check out this Twitter link on this bullshit.
Have you heard yet? (possibly, it’s all over my FB and twitter)
Oh look,
Faleena is back at her bullshit. One of my friends had her work removed from Amazon and was issued a copyright notice from Hopkins because their plots were “too similar”. The similarities where that their man characters drank red wine, and featured vampires.
She’s on my shitlist for authors to never rec or review.
yeah no it’s super shitty right now.
For the record, if anyone is having issues with her, there are people in publishing volunteering to pay consultation fees with a lawyer right now.
God damn heroes. I think I saw some of them on twitter.
It honest to god makes me want to write something and title it “Cockie” and just do a satirical parody but I have neither the time nor the energy to even pretend to be as shitty a writer or human being as she is. And y’all know me, I don’t make those accusations lightly.
I am both petty and manic right now and I am SORELY tempted to do a quick 2K number about a petty and rude romance author that falls in love with a suave and assertive publisher, only for him to leave her when he finds out what an ass she’s been.
We’ll call it “Cocky Bitch”
Even Anne Rice would say this writer is too litigious
In fact:
When Anne Rice says “I think your being overzealous in your attitude toward trademark law” that’s like Hunter S Thompson taking you to one side and saying he’s worried about how much you’ve been drinking lately
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