teaboot:

scarhaver:

scarhaver:

i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes

the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate

One time at dance some rando grabbed me by the waist and told me to dance with him and I told him “if you don’t let go I’m going to bite you” and he didn’t let go so I bit him and that really should be the end of the story but he thought that was funny so I turned around and gave him a donkey kick to the shins and took about a 4 inch strip of skin with me so what I learned that day is when one is without debilitating venom, one must be as a horse do

osunism:

tenaflyviper:

rinlockhart:

kingdomheartsddd:

painisthecleanser:

sasukehateblog:

softurl:

adataraxia:

tinydickhaver:

elphabaoftheopera:

unicornfan:

akiraita:

undrjoyed:

analienorsutin:

gunpowderandspark:

turtle-powered:

gunpowderandspark:

thisisdefinitelyacreativename:

gunpowderandspark:

gayantivan:

gunpowderandspark:

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

  • If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

  • It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

Rare blue watermelon

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

soap makes water molecules smaller

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

The two way mirror

“listen here, cumslut.”

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

The Forgotten History of Romani Resistance

chirikli:

revolutionaryeye:

On
the evening of May 16, 1944, in the Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration
camp, SS guards armed with machine guns surrounded the area of the camp
designated for Roma and Sinti prisoners. Their intent was to round up
the nearly 6,000 prisoners there and send them to the gas chambers. But
when the guards approached the area, they were met with armed resistance
from the inmates.

The prisoners had learned of the planned “liquidation” and fashioned
weapons from sheet metal, wood, pipes, rocks, and any other scraps of
material they could get their hands on. According to the memories of
survivors and witnesses to the incident, the inmates forced the guards
into retreat, and though some prisoners were shot that night, the act of
resistance allowed the Roma and Sinti prisoners to put off execution
for several more months.

How can such an epic episode have been lost to history? Who knows about the Sonderkommandos revolt of August 1944? Who knows about Witold Pilecki,
who infiltrated Auschwitz to organize its resistance network? Keeping
alive the memories of these events could help prevent such crimes from
happening again in the future.

This is why La Voix des Rroms is raising awareness around May 16, the Romani Resistance Day in Europe.
The Romani Resistance Day represents a change in the way Romani culture
and identity appear in public space. This change comes from an
understanding of this space as a political one, where a history of
resistance replaces a history of oppression. We have urged Romani
organizations across Europe to embrace this date: there are several
events planned this year in Budapest; Lety (Czech Republic); and Paris,
where we are organizing Romani Resistance Day (Fête de l’insurrection gitane) in collaboration with other stigmatized minorities like Muslims and blacks.

For too long, Roma people have been misrepresented by stereotypes:
the beggar, the prostitute, the compassionate victim, the folkloric
artist. Those stereotypes overshadow the nuances of Romani culture and
identity, which have to be the result of political struggle. Romani
cultural creation aims to challenge mainstream culture, identity, and
representation, just as the African American civil rights movement in
the United States changed the whole of America’s identity.

We must do all we can to promote Romani culture and identity. For
more than four decades, Europe’s Roma communities have wanted to
establish an institution that would give their traditions and creations
their own stage. Across Europe, institutions exist to celebrate an array
of cultures, nationalities, and identities, but there is nothing of
this kind for Roma.

The European Roma Institute,
recently proposed by the Open Society Foundations, the Council of
Europe, and leading Roma organizations and figures, is a unique way to
address this imbalance and give Romani traditions and creations their
own stage.

In order to be successful, the European Roma Institute will need to
tackle the breadth of Romani culture and identity. A lot has been done
in the past to promote Romani culture with the help of an institutional
framework, but it failed, in my opinion, because the specificity of
Romani culture cannot be expressed using mainstream categories. There
are some very specific features of Romani identity and culture that need
to be addressed, like Romani humor; among all Roma, there is a common
perception of the world, a common distance from society, as is
exemplified in Charlie Chaplin movies—whose grandmother was, in fact, a
Roma woman from England.

The main challenge of the European Roma Institute will be to deal
with the tensions between unity (we are all “Roma”) and multiplicity (we
all belong to the “landscape” or the territories we live in). That
double belonging has always structured Romani identity. It needs to be
fully addressed.

Source:- http://www.opensocietyfoundations.org/voices/forgotten-history-romani-resistance

This is an older article but gives a nice overview of some of the history behind Romani Resistance Day. Ushten!

GOP Candidate: Puerto Ricans Shouldn’t ‘Be Allowed’ To Register To Vote In FL

saywhat-politics:

As reported by Politico on Tuesday, Republican congressional candidate John Wardmade the remark last week in response to a voter who asked about Puerto Ricans who have moved “either temporarily or permanently” to Florida: “How do you respond to them when they say that they need more help and that the aid to Puerto Rico is not enough?”

“First of all, I don’t think they should be allowed to register to vote,” Ward said. “And it’s not lost on me that, I think, the Democrat Party’s really hoping that they can change the voting registers in a lot of counties and districts. And I don’t think they should be allowed to do that.”

GOP Candidate: Puerto Ricans Shouldn’t ‘Be Allowed’ To Register To Vote In FL

Two US citizens detained by a Border Patrol agent for speaking Spanish

iycrmm:

mostlysignssomeportents:

Ana Suda and her friend, Mimi Hernandez, were born in the United
States. They live in Montana. On early Wednesday morning they went
grocery shopping. A uniformed Border Patrol agent heard them speaking
Spanish to each other and demanded to see their identification. When
they asked him if they were being racially profiled he said, “Ma’am, the
reason I asked you for your ID is because I came in here, and I saw
that you guys are speaking Spanish, which is very unheard of up here.
It’s the fact that it has to do with you guys speaking Spanish in the
store, in a state where it’s predominantly English-speaking.“ He
detained the women in the store’s parking lot for 35 to 40 minutes
before letting them go.

When the Washington Post
contacted US Border Patrol for a response, a spokesperson said, “U.S.
Customs and Border Protection agents and officers are committed to
treating everyone with professionalism, dignity and respect while
enforcing the laws of the United States. Although most Border Patrol
work is conducted in the immediate border area, agents have broad law
enforcement authorities and are not limited to a specific geography
within the United States. They have the authority to question
individuals, make arrests, and take and consider evidence.”

https://boingboing.net/2018/05/21/two-us-citizens-detained-by-a.html

In this context, it’s also worthwhile to take another look at https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone