May 2018 – Page 54 – Urocyon's Jaunts 2.0

nevertoomanyspiders:

sirspookers:

zedigalis:

martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

“Are you a sausage?”
“*cats looks down and back up* yah”

I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep

thalassarche:

Egyptian Vulture (Neophron percnopterus) – photo by

Fahad ALMutawa

Source: thalassarche

class-struggle-anarchism:

“if this is what it takes for men to feel proud about themselves, then maybe they should feel embarrassed instead” is probably the best single take on Jordan Peterson I’ve read anywhere

justsomeantifas:

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/998576678363435008

awwww-cute:

This is why we can’t have blinds. (Source: https://ift.tt/2rVhceO)

Source: awwww-cute

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

wemblingfool:

foxnewsfuckfest:

brehaaorgana:

solacekames:

solacekames:

Well, the hate bus started its tour today. At the first stop in Clarkston, the bus was met by at least two hundred local protesters. Williams had only two supporters in attendance. The hate bus was late showing up, late rolling out, and despite his slogan of “#FearlessConservative” Williams was too scared to get out of the bus and talk to anyone who actually lived in the community. What a chickenshit.

Update: The hate bus, already way behind schedule because Cracker Barrel banned it from their parking lots, broke down in Dalton, Georgia (Michael Williams blamed “radical liberals” for putting water in the tank). But they finally got it running again only to be greeted by a mariachi band in Dahlonega today:

MARIACHI BAND RESISTANCE 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Do not fuck with Southerners.

Sending a mariachi bamd to greet him is scottish tier “fuck you.”

Williams also told local new iutlets that his schedule was delayed because he was being harassed by MS13 members. He said the Sheriff’s department had to defend him against attacks. When the reporters followed up with the Sheriff’s department said that no such incident ever took place.

Source: solacekames

rainbowbarnacle:

dateamonster:

megalunalexi:

dateamonster:

megalunalexi:

dateamonster:

anyone on these interwebs wanna talk about……… clowns?

Hey d’you want to know why some clowns are scary?

i am definitely apprehensive but sure i would like to know

So I learned to be a clown briefly in grade 7. And here’s the thing, clowning is taking the worst aspects of yourself and amplifying them to the point of hilarity (It’s quite good for self-esteem, actually). But here’s the thing, some people try to make their clown a happy clown when they themselves aren’t a happy person, and that is, technically, lying. And our brains are REALLY REALLY GOOD at detecting lies, so warning bells go off. And therefore we get scared.

TL:DR, the only scary clowns are the ones who are lying.

“the only scary clowns are the ones who are lying” is a mood and im not sure how but it really really is

oooohhhh