Day: July 16, 2017

waking up w less than 5 hours sleep:

stage one: this is not bad
stage two: what a refreshing morning, i feel a little tired but otherwise quite peachy. why am i not living life like this every day? why am i not taking advantage of every hour available to me and wasting precious amounts of it on meagre sleep?
stage three: feeling a bit nauseous now
stage four: i’m not really sure why i’m crying
stage five: who the fuck enjoys being awake? why has god forsaken me and cast me out into to this blighted land of the woken? when will i return to my slumber dungeon and-

ilikeyoshi:

egggheads:

tastefullyoffensive:

This company understands dogs. (via jpellizzi)

this is Barkshop’s Consuela Cactus!

Barkshop does a lot of toys that have “destroyer’s prizes” inside, normally a sturdy squeaker ball.

They have packages of toys designed based on play-style (I’m getting the ‘thrasher’ pack for Aiden’s birthday).

They also have a “destroyer’s club” where you can earn points by showing them the carnage your dogs inflict on their barkshop toys and earn a free toy. 

It’s a really great company and if I could get free shipping i’d be spending my heart away on their stuff. 

@peachy-pumpkin !!!!!

Source: tastefullyoffensive

Reblog if…

jekabeth:

You have come across another spoonie in a terrible situation and you knew there was nothing you could say or do to make them feel better or really help but you really wished you could and felt at a loss because you wanted to help them but as a spoonie yourself, you knew there was nothing to do but give a few words of “you’re not alone in this”. 

I love you all and I know this life isn’t easy or pretty or fair, but you are NOT alone in this fight. 

sirobvious:

Family gathering? Carry a sword.

All your old relatives that you don’t even know will ask about the sword instead of asking if you have a boyfriend/girlfriend or asking about college. You can literally and metaphorically deflect annoying questions with the sword.

harpergetsfannish:

otahkoapisiakii:

blessingsandbloodblossoms:

alwayslovetaternuts:

jamaican:

Waka Flocka Thought The Sign Language Interpreter Was Dancing

😂

This caption makes it seems like he’s dumb. He knows she’s a sign language interpreter.. he was just feeling her energy and came over. 😐

It’s so cool to see a performer like interacting with the ASL interpreter, like he didn’t have to do that

Like he KNOWS she’s there and what she’s there for come on

Holly Maniatty is a professional ASL interpreter who specializes in rap concerts. I guarantee Waka Flocka knew who she was because he hired her.