not to be the No Fun Come On Internet Police but the real issue with that John Updike excerpt isn’t that he actually thinks the female urinary system is one of those tilt-a-marble mazes: the language he’s using is symbolic & that’s (probably) not what he thinks, or what the character thinks. the actual issue with it is that he positions women’s inner lives entirely as being about men!!! he’s trying to get inside this character and he’s trying to use this idiotic & bizarre device to make her go “god i wish i could act straightforwardly and have agency like the men in my life do,” which is not an unreasonable thing for a female character to think, but he’s so limited in his empathy for his female characters that he can’t actually imagine a woman f-ing sitting down to pee without thinking about dudes
anyway i have fucking unbelievable cramps and my body is turning itself inside out at my desk and this is one time that i do, perhaps, compare the Inner Workings of my body to the bodies of cis men, but mostly in that i wish they would come in reach of my claws so i could make them feel what i feel
I’m still thinking about this because I feel like I’ve read MULTIPLE female characters in books written by dudes being Amazed And Jealous Of How Men Pee, and while it’s never a good idea to speak for All Women, you know what, I think I can safely say on behalf of Almost All Women: We just don’t think it’s that cool that cis dudes pee standing up. We really don’t care about it or think about it at all. I guess I’ve absently considered it maybe once when I was squatting out in the woods somewhere but mostly I was like “ah, another reason camping isn’t something I’m interested in.” We don’t care, guys. Nobody cares.
Day: July 29, 2017
World Indigenous Peoples Day 2017
August will be here soon! On August 9th, we’ll be celebrating World Indigenous Peoples Day!
On that day, The Aila Test would love to feature all indigenous / aboriginal people from around the world.
If you are indigenous, submit to us or tag us in selfies, photographs, artwork, poetry, short films, any media project, or any news/events that you’d like us to shine a light on and bring more attention to!
National Aboriginal Day was such a great success and it was really beautiful and healing to see so many Indigenous people. It would be wonderful to see it again. There’s no reason why we shouldn’t be able to celebrate ourselves, our culture, our history, and the things we’ve shared with each other and the world.
Please spread the word!
Dude, I would watch the fuck out of this.
i cannot fucking believe i never realized this
English: It fits like a glove.
Spanish: It fits like a ring on the finger.
Italian: It fits like shoes painted on with a brush.
Finnish: It fits like a . FiST. iN. the EYe . (ง’̀-‘́)ง
German’s like Finnish there.
I remember a class getting in an argument with a German teacher once, he saying that it meant “doesn’t fit at all” and we all saying it meant “fits very well”, so it might be a thing that was used ironically so often it flipped its meaning.
Remember, it’s an irregular noun. “I’m an English expat”, “you are a European migrant”, “they are a flood of refugees”. https://t.co/tO2DWgLvxp
— Ronan Lyons (@ronanlyons) 1. Dezember 2016
Wet Raccoon by ElizabethE
re; assless chaps. The “”difference”” between “chaps” and “assless chaps” is ignorance and jeans, in that order. usually slicks have never seen chaps and go ‘hurhurhur assless chaps’ like there’s an alternative, but sometimes chaps are assless because the wearer has chosen not to put on jeans beneath them.
I don’t think most people know what chaps actually are. I’ve described them as “leg armor for cowboys”. They’re crotchless, too, and made of leather because it’s practical and tough, not ‘cause it’s sexy. You don’t say “assless apron” to refer to a standard apron, which is only “assless” if you are naked underneath protective clothing.
Now is the time to revive sewer socialism
catch me at the bottom of a storm drain draped in the red and black
I didn’t mean it literally but you’re right and it’s also time to take back our sewers
I know this was a joke but dude I live in Georgia and nah man, the gutters are full of armadillos.
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