21st Century Macgyver
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I didn’t know you could do that, but Google suggests that at least some Android devices do indeed have mouse drivers
I think all do at the kernel level. My mouse can work as bluetooth device without the usb dongle and I’ve used it on a lot of phones before when my thumbs get sore. Most bluetooth receiving objects seem to have mouse/keyboard support, I think