Month: July 2017

ankewehner:

kavesinisukka:

English: It fits like a glove.
Spanish: It fits like a ring on the finger.
Italian: It fits like shoes painted on with a brush.

Finnish: It fits like  a . FiST.   iN.   the  EYe .   (ง’̀-‘́)ง

German’s like Finnish there.

I remember a class getting in an argument with a German teacher once, he saying that it meant “doesn’t fit at all” and we all saying it meant “fits very well”, so it might be a thing that was used ironically so often it flipped its meaning.

re; assless chaps. The “”difference”” between “chaps” and “assless chaps” is ignorance and jeans, in that order. usually slicks have never seen chaps and go ‘hurhurhur assless chaps’ like there’s an alternative, but sometimes chaps are assless because the wearer has chosen not to put on jeans beneath them.

glumshoe:

I don’t think most people know what chaps actually are. I’ve described them as “leg armor for cowboys”. They’re crotchless, too, and made of leather because it’s practical and tough, not ‘cause it’s sexy. You don’t say “assless apron” to refer to a standard apron, which is only “assless” if you are naked underneath protective clothing.

poly-wrath:

alder-berry:

baital:

rachellephant:

the most important thing to me ever is bi kids knowing that it’s ok to be 10% attracted to women and 90% attracted to men or 10% attracted to men and 90% attracted to women and still feeling ok to identify as bi, and still feeling like their identity is valid, and still feeling like they can lead fulfilling lives with both (or other) genders. like that’s just so fricking important.

I’m a bi adult and you know what? I needed this. Thank you.

it’s also important to remember that it can be a fluid % like sometimes it’ll be 50/50 some times 10/90 and then drift into a 45/65 or even 2/98 and it’s still okay. It’s just where you are at that time in your life. 

That shift is called the bicycle