u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit
i really appreciate the number of mutuals who are not in any of my fandoms sharing this post. its like a little hello nod as we pass each other in the hall
“RECENTLY THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER TO CHEW THROUGH WATERMELON. IS THERE ANYONE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME??” *smacks head three times with plate* “[UNINTELLIGIBLE]” *gross wet chomping noises*
if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here
What it means is that some bogan, the australian equivalent of a redneck, who is drunk and looking for a fight for no reason, wearing a singlet that says “Bintang”, (which is a common beer from thailand, where a lot of these bogans go on holiday because it’s cheap, and they can just hang out on the beach drinking beer with a lot of other australians, yet still get to say they went overseas, which they see as a status symbol of sorts) is more dangerous than any spider here.
And his name is Dane.
Also, it’s somewhat statistically relevant. Every now and then, there will be one of these random “king hit” incidents outside a pub, where someone ends up severely injured, or dead, because some drunk asshole took a swing when they weren’t expecting a hit… while there hasn’t been a death by spider bite in decades here now.
Urocyon's Jaunts 2.0 
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