regret not learning to computers not “earlier when I was young and impressionable and situated at the time when computers were becoming a Thing”, but rather, “earlier before computers were specifically designed to drive you insane”
Someone dumped a bunny at a trailer park near my work, so I guess I have a new bunny.
He’s a Rue, he’s pure white but you wouldn’t know that from all the pee stains. Very friendly.
Say hi to Yucca everybody.
Settled in.
Yucca if they’re a boy. Lily if they’re a girl.
Feeling better today.
Look who redecorated.
So, list of ailments: urine burns, Sore Hocks, Ear Mites, Fleas, Fur Mats, and now that I’ve started treating her feet with Xenodine I’ve found a bite wound on her hind leg.
DON’T FUCKING DUMP YOUR BUNNIES THEY CAN NOT SURVIVE IN THE WILD.
Setting a domesticated rabbit “Free” and expecting it to survive like a wild rabbit is like setting your chihuahua free and expecting it to hunt like a wolf.
We have a vet appointment on monday, fun fact Bunny safe flea medicine is hard to get, and Revolution needs a prescription. Also it’s $30 for a little bottle of ivermectin, the ear treatment, but I’m not trusting the go to alternative (drown them in olive oil) because her ears smell like something DIED. Hey, did you know ear infections in bunnies can enter the brain and kill them? Because they do.
Anyway, here she is limping around the yard, enjoying some free time since she’s been cooped up in her sick bed all day.
So Lily is either a girl, or a neutered boy, because she has no testicles, but her urine burns still have her vent so red and swollen I can’t be 100% positive if it’s an O or a l shape. Going with girl because a neutered bunny probably is less likely to be dumped.
My list of medications are:
Baytril, an antibiotic for her uti and infected leg wounds
Ivermectin, for her ear mites
Xenodine, for her urine burns and leg wounds
Revolution, for the fleas.
The Xenodine and Revolution need vet prescription, I have a bottle of xenodine on hand from previous rabbit injuries but it’s low so I’ll get another. However you can check my amazon list if anyone wants to donate an item, such as cornstarch dry shampoo, pet asprin, or food.
Humor has gotten so abstract at this point that at first I thought this was an actual meme made by like, internet jokesters, not a literal paid advertisement.
I like how they started off with a relatively Lage brain lmaoooo
A gay man who happens to look eerily similar to anti-LGBT extremist and Vice President-elect Mike Pence is putting his looks to good use ― by wandering the streets of NYC in short shorts and collecting money to benefit important organizations.
HELL YEAH!
THE BEST THING IVE SEEN THIS YEAR
NEW PLAN: trap mike pence in a pit and stealthily replace him with Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence a la Mad-Eye Moody or Mystique in that one xmen movie. then when trump is impeached, Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence will become President Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence. a just and powerful leader. “What happened to you, Mike Pence?” his supporters will cry in 2018 as he instates his new federal holiday, Mandatory Give $20 To Your Gay Neighbor Day. “I had a change of heart,” he will say, as villainous actual Mike Pence struggles against his bonds in a well-appointed Park Slope living room
Urocyon's Jaunts 2.0 
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