saxifraga-x-urbium:

microdigressions:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

derive your fantasy settings from somewhere other than medieval europe you cowards

apart from anything else it gives you the chance to read some world history from parts of the world that aren’t europe and that shit is non-stop fun 

some to start you off:

the an lushan rebellion (and literally all chinese imperial court drama makes european political machination look totally pathetic)

the trưng sisters

the battle of tondibi (and literally the entire fall of the songhai empire to the morrocan invaders)

the hajj of mansa musa (the richest man of all history)

kublai khan’s repeated and failed attempts to invade japan

the maurya empire

this isn’t even stretching to like, russia, southern africa, the pacific, or anywhere in the americas yet?

c’mon man don’t you wanna base a fantasy story on patachuti?

sorry dude it’s not about how “fun” the setting is I just like the european aesthetic of arms and armor

Oh good the boring assholes have my post now

why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is “you ugly” instead of “you’re ugly” I know u guys can differentiate, it’s a nuisance

starlightswitch:

randomslasher:

kingkunta-md:

miniprof:

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

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It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

What’s more, it’s been shown that copula deletion occurs in AAVE exactly in those contexts where copula contraction occurs in so-called “Standard American English.” That is, the basic sentence “You are great” can become “You’re great” in SAE and “You great” in AAVE, but “I know who you are” cannot become “I know who you’re” in SAE, and according to reports, neither can you get “I know who you” in AAVE.

In other words, AAVE is a set of grammatical rules just as complex and systematic as SAE, and the widespread belief that it is not is nothing more than yet another manifestation of deeply internalized racism.

This is the most intellectual drag I’ve ever read.

YASSSSSSSSS LINGUISTIC DRAG

In “Pittsburghese” copula deletion happens after the transitive verb “to need”. Where standard English would say something “needs to be x”, in Pittsburgh we say it “needs x”. Even my mom, who trained herself out of most Pittsburghese, fell into this when prepping for parties, informing us “the floors need swept”, “the dishes need washed”, “the table needs wiped”, and “[room after room] needs cleaned”.

Why did my mom train herself out of Pittsburghese? Because people made fun of it. The priest at my church calls us to “waship” because he trained himself so hard out of pronouncing the word “wash” as “worsh”. Also Pittsburghese. My sister works in student life at her college and was instructed not to use “you guys” as the plural of “you”; the Pittsburghese “yunz” gets mocked, so she uses “y’all” which is “classy”. 

And it is classism in the case of Pittsburghese. And anti-immigrant bias. Much of the population of Pittsburgh in the past was Eastern European immigrants living paycheck-to-paycheck working in the steel mills.

The “needs done” construction is also standard in Scottish English, which is probably how y’all got it too. I grew up with a version of Appalachian English from WV/VA (pretty heavily influenced by Scottish speakers) which also uses it.

(Needs washed | Yale Grammatical Diversity Project: English in North America)

I didn’t even realize that phrasing sounded unusual in other US dialects until I ran into people ridiculing it. That’s still what I will use 99% of the time, because I’m just stubborn that way. It gets the point across.

What sounds at least as jarring to me, though, is the “needs doing” standard usage here in England. That does make sense in its own way, but it still automatically sounds very very wrong every time.

What I’m not doing is assuming that any different dialect usage must really be Wrong and Uneducated, and getting rude about it. Don’t understand that mindset, and not sure I want to.

How to help Guatemala

lovingyouisredforyou:

lovingyouisredforyou:

lovingyouisredforyou:

So a few days ago (June 3, 2018), the Volcán de Fuego erupted in Guatemala. So far, as of today (June 6) at least 82 people are confirmed dead, 300 are injured, 192 are missing, and thousands have had to evacuate. The towns of El Rodeo, San Miguel, Los Lotes, and Alotenango have been buried in volcanic material. The volcano is still in eruptive phase, and even more people could be affected. x x x

If you haven’t heard about this, that’s probably because the news (at least in the United States) has barely been covering it at all. In all honesty, I only learned about it today from a Tumblr post. Even on here, though, I haven’t seen many posts telling people outside of Guatemala how they can help, so I thought I’d compile a list.

Organizations Accepting Online Donations

Other Ways to Help

If you know of any other ways people can help, please feel free to add them!

As of today, there are 99 people dead and 197 people missing and presumed dead. Even if you’re not able to donate, please reblog this so more people can see it!

The official death toll is now 109, 200 people are missing, and on Thursday, people who had just returned had to re-evacuate because of new lava flows, so please reblog and consider donating if you can!

(You can now also donate to the Center for Disaster Philanthropy

by googling “Guatemala volcano” and clicking “Donate”)