My dad’s a criminologist, but when I was little, I didn’t know how to pronounce that word properly, so I told my kindergarten teacher, among other people, that he’s a criminal instead. Yesterday, I was talking to a dude I met at the dog park (our dogs play with each other a lot), and idk how we even got to that, but he told me a story how when he was like 8, he walked his family dog alone and someone in the park asked him where his dad was, to which he replied, “In jail,” and that person got extremely flustered and changed the topic. Turns out, his dad works in prison, but the person misunderstood and thought he was jailed instead. Kids, man.
My dad works as a pharmaceutical manager, but as a kid I could never remember that. So at school once I told my school counselor that he sold drugs. And then to make matters worse, I realized what I said, so I tried to clarifying it by saying either “legal drugs” or “not illegal drugs” but I accidentally smashed them together and said “illegal drugs”.
Day: June 11, 2018
this is the biggest plot twist of our generation
I thought there was no way he could come out of that looking like a winner and he proved me wrong so hard
wtf

found at goodwill.
“Tacos and jiu-jitsu make me happy” seems oddly specific
Is this a DeadPool Tshirt?
I love how most skincare advice is “rub gobs and gobs of this mix of coconut oil and organic Vaseline in an inch thick layer on your skin. Let sit for a few hours, then douse your face in pain thinner and corn liquor
before your entire face morphs into a massive cluster of zits. this works for all skin types”
There has been a disturbing trend I have noticed in discussions of queer history and I think it is important to address.
There are a lot of people saying things like “people who talk about queer history and don’t know about (fill in the blank) are ridiculous”. And that in itself is not a problem but the blank is ALWAYS filled with something from American/British history.
I have discussed this before but I want to say it again, prioritizing American/British history is a horrible trend that is aggressively prevalent within the queer community. And posts and discussions that place those narratives as Need to Know yet never place importance on stories from other countries are incredibly damaging and something people need to keep an eye on in the projects and work they follow and in themselves.
We can do better than this, we have to do better than this.
I think it’s also super important to note that access to information, including need-to-know historical info, is not equally distributed. This intersects with the above issue- when you prioritize american and british history regardless of the context (usually on the assumption that internet spaces are inherently american/british spaces which is super gross) you’re actively decreasing access to non-american, non-british historical info. Part of why this info is hard to find is because it isn’t treated as important. But also, even within america, american queer history can be very hard to access if you aren’t given certain opportunities growing up. It’s important to recognize that lack of familiarity with our own history is a structural issue, not just an issue of personal responsibility. Especially considering this is usually aimed at very young people, who are mostly only aware of information that has come to them, and haven’t reached a part of their lives where it’s become important to actively seek out knowledge on their own- 13, 14, 15 year olds on this site get criticized for not knowing queer history without any consideration for the fact that it’s not widely taught and they are only just now learning how little they actually know and how imperative it is for them to seek out information instead of passively accepting whatever school and parents teach them.
I wonder if that’s part of the reason that so many exclusionists talk about queer history as if they DEFINITELY know all about it – but tell a history that’s just repeated from other exclusionists, unsourced and incomplete.
(Not that queer history is ever complete. I’m continually learning about things that I had never heard of, like the pre-Stonewall riots by trans people at Cooper Do-Nuts and Compton’s Cafeteria.)
Is it partly that they get that attitude from others, that’s like “why don’t you know this, you are ridiculous for not knowing this particular US-centric historical detail”? And then it becomes a defense mechanism, to assume that those few details are the entire picture and extrapolate from there?
Like “the community started to fight homophobia and transphobia!” over and over.
Meaning that it started at Stonewall – in, of course, the U.S., totally disconnected from the (erased) community and history and activism in other countries.
Acting like that was a formal meeting of some kind, not a riot – and, especially, not a riot that started to fight police brutality. Particularly of often-dirt-poor people who were trans, or were perceived as trans; and, especially, of people of color.
Especially, acting like the movement that emerged from it was ever actually united to fight “homophobia and transphobia,” never even mind anything the rest of us face. I can’t find any major organizations, in the US, that actually fought for trans rights before the ‘00s.
Most of them didn’t include us even in name. The “Gay and Lesbian March on Washington” in ‘93? pretty much only included bisexuals in name, and flat out refused to include trans people. And when bi activists fought for the bi and trans communities to be included in the march, the organizers told them bisexuals could be included if they agreed to leave trans people out. (The bi activists refused that deal.)
There are definitely other countries that use a longer acronym than “LGBT,” and maybe people elsewhere actually did create an integrated movement. But the movement here in the US has always been around gay rights, and has always looked at every other battle in terms of whether fighting it will help gay rights.
And I’m so, so, so tired of being told that the movement is only this mythical thing that started in the United States and always included trans people.
class-isnt-the-only-oppression:
Happy Pride Month Eleanor Roosevelt was queer, the Little Mermaid is a gay love story, James Dean liked men, Emily Dickinson was a lesbian, Nikola Tesla was asexual, Freddie Mercury was bisexual & British Indian, and black trans women pioneered the gay rights movement.
Florence Nightingale was a lesbian, Leonardo da Vinci was gay, Michelangelo too, Jane Austen liked women, Hatshepsut was not cisgender, and Alexander the Great was a power bottom
Honestly just reblogging for that last one
Probably not historically backed but fuck yes
Eleanor Roosevelt wrote love letters to Lorena Hickok
Several people who knew James Dean have talked about his relationships with men
Letters and poems allude to a romance between Emily Dickinson and at least two women
Freddie Mercury is well known for his attraction to men but was also linked to several women, including Barbara Valentin whom he lived with shortly before he died. Friends have talked about being invited into their bed and walking in on them having sex (documentary Freddie Mercury: The Great Pretender)
Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera are two of the best-known activists who fought in the Stonewall riots
Leonardo da Vinci never married or fathered children, was once brought up on sodomy charges, and a sketch in one of his notebooks is 2 penises walking toward a hole labeled with the nickname of his apprentice
Condivi said that Michelangelo often spoke exclusively of masculine love
Jane Austin never married and wrote about sharing a bed with women (Jane Austen At Home: A Biography by Lucy Worsley)
Hatshepsut took the male title Pharaoh (instead of Queen Regent) and is depicted in art from the time the same way a male Pharaoh would have been
“Alexander was only defeated once…and that was by Hephaestion’s thighs.” is a 2,000 year old quote
I want to hire you to follow me around and defend my honor with meticulous research
Louisa May Alcott(who wrote Little Women):
“I am more than half-persuaded that I am a man’s soul, put by some freak of nature into a woman’s body … because I have fallen in love in my life with so many pretty girls and never once the least bit with any man.”(from an 1883 interview with Louise Chandler Moulton)
The Hatshepsut fact is incorrect and I really hate to do this. I’m all for raising the profile of LGBT individuals in the historical record (looking at you James I), but Hatshepsut isn’t one of them.
For starters, when she becomes ruler of Egypt she can no longer carry the title Hmt nswt wrt (Great Royal Wife – there’s no such thing as ‘Queen Regent’ in Ancient Egypt) as that is a lesser title to the one of Pharaoh. She was married to Thutmose II before she came to the throne thus making her title ‘Hmt nswt wrt’ and when she ascended to the throne as regent in place of her infant son Thutmose III, she could take the title ‘nsw’ ‘King’ as a woman.
Note at this point in Egyptian history, the title of pr-aA (the word we all know as Pharaoh) was not yet in use, in fact it doesn’t come into use until c.1200 BC (I think Akhenaten is the first one to use it…). Hatshepsut is a good 200 years before this point (c.1473-1458 BC).
However, in Middle Egyptian (the form of Egyptian Hieroglyphs at the time) when writing a noun that is specifically gendered (as ‘nsw’ is male) the pronoun, regardless of the gender of the person using it, must agree with the noun (unless you’re saying something like nsw=s ‘her king’ in which case it doesn’t). So when Hatshepsut describes herself as the ‘nsw’ she uses the =f pronoun which is male. These are the grammar rules of Middle Egyptian. Elsewhere, when the word isn’t as specifically gendered she uses =s ‘she/her’ and uses that more often than not. People also overestimate how much of the decision making regarding texts used on temple walls were dictated by Pharaoh. 99% of the time they had very little input in the types of texts that went on the walls as it’s standard and formulaic language and texts (Pharaoh really only did the design layout kinda thing and said who they wanted it to be dedicated to) so the architects would just instruct the artisans to inscribe them. Hatshepsut would in no way dictate the usage of pronouns in specific religious texts. These are set things, having been written hundreds of years before. She’s not altering them, they’re just copying up texts that already exist onto the walls. This is also why they’ve got male pronouns.
Take for instance the text where Hatshepsut is spoken of as being born of Ra and thus has divine right to rule Egypt. This was done a) to shut up those who would seek to overthrow her because she was a woman and because her son was 4 years old (seriously if you don’t think the nobles were super excited at an opportunity to get on the throne because they can discredit the widow and kill the only son of the last king you need to do some more reading on Egyptian political intrigue. It’s like Game of Thrones but with more sand and about the same amount of incest) b) sA rA (son of Ra) is another formulaic phrase that is set in gender. All kings are ‘sA rA’ so she isn’t going to rock the boat and suddenly change all the religious rules as well as being a woman on the throne. Oh boy is that a sure fire way to get yourself assassinated. She wants to present herself as a legitimate ruler not a ‘hey let’s change all the things’ (If you know of Akhenaten then you’ll know exactly what happened to him with regards to changing stuff. It didn’t end well.)
As for being depicted as male, there’s one thing people need to understand about Egyptian art; it’s extremely rigid in its conventions. This is why Akhenaten (whom I’d actually more seriously lean towards as a Genderfluid individual) and his art style was so shocking to the Egyptians. They had very set ideas of how someone should be portrayed. So when it comes to the ‘nsw’ there are set rules that have to be followed: must be portrayed as a fit young man (regardless of age. Ramesses II was still depicted this way even when he was 80+ years old), must have the iconography of kingship (nemes headdress, crook and flail, bulls tail, false beard), must never be depicted as old or dead (oohhhh boy this is a no no). People like to jump on the false beard thing, but in truth no king of Egypt had a beard. They all had the false beard as a sign of ‘wisdom’ so this being unique to Hatshepsut isn’t really a thing. It’s a universal Pharaonic art convention. Just like they all have the nemes headdress.
I don’t like taking down posts like this because it makes me seem like a joyless killjoy that wants to stomp all over LGBT individuals in history because they deserve to be heard and spoken about. Too long have we ignored them in history. But this is not the intent here. When there is an LGBT individual, like Alexander the Great, I’ll yell it from the rooftops. What we see with Hatshepshut is a misrepresentation of the narrative by those who have very good intentions, but do not understand the context they’re working with. Time and again Historians warn of modern bias and the application of modern sociological terms to the historical record. We should try to avoid it because it distorts the record and the voices of the people in the past. We can say ‘Evidence suggests that Akhenaten may be what we’d term today as a genderfluid individual’ but we can’t say ‘Akhenaten is genderfluid’ because that’s a certainty and without direct evidence to say he was that’s a misrepresentation of the data. Hatshepsut appears to change gender pronouns, which in modern sociolinguistics would suggest that she was not cisgender. However, context, which unfortunately most people will not have because they don’t actually read Middle Egyptian (yeah yeah I’m a nerd) won’t know of the specific grammatical rules that govern the language and therefore see the evidence presented before them as ‘not cisgender’ rather than ‘Middle Egyptian is an absolute dick when it comes to set genders and formulaic language and you must always assess the context before making a definitive conclusion’
tl;dr: Hello I’m an Egyptologist and I’m sorry to say her pronoun change is actually a consequence of formulaic language and grammar rules and not because she wasn’t cisgender.
Thank you, the Hatshepsut thing was bugging me.
the-laissez-fairest-of-them-all:
via reddit.com
You antifa soyboys hear that? This is why nobody is afraid of you.
imagine having reading comprehension thats this bad



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