the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes
I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.
Phased in through a weak spot in the barrier between this plane of existence and my own.
I’ve died more times than I was born, so it canceled out.
I just crawled out of a hole! Just now 🙂
They put me together out of scrap parts.
They made a typo on the census so now I exist so the numbers add up
I emerged fully-formed and screaming from the 8-12 section of the library down the road.
the ocean threw me up here and lord knows i wish it would take me back
I emerged gracefully into existence, through sheer force of will and compassion, when positive and chaotic energy collided into one another, by saying, and I quote.
“IT’S ME, BITCH!”
i fell from heavan. right on my face. now people who seen it know X’D
I was assembled by some unwitting teenagers trying to assemble a snow penis sculpture. When the melt came, there I was, naked and furious, stood on the corner in front of the OAP bungalows and the main road.
the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes
I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.
Phased in through a weak spot in the barrier between this plane of existence and my own.
I’ve died more times than I was born, so it canceled out.
I just crawled out of a hole! Just now 🙂
They put me together out of scrap parts.
They made a typo on the census so now I exist so the numbers add up
I emerged fully-formed and screaming from the 8-12 section of the library down the road.
the ocean threw me up here and lord knows i wish it would take me back
I emerged gracefully into existence, through sheer force of will and compassion, when positive and chaotic energy collided into one another, by saying, and I quote.
“IT’S ME, BITCH!”
i fell from heavan. right on my face. now people who seen it know X’D
today i had a man tell me, in all earnest, that i obviously wasn’t very good at my classical studies degree because zeus only had one son, hercules – his source was the disney movie hercules
Don’t invalidate people’s struggles because you’ve been through worse. If someone is tired after working for 5 hours and you worked for 7, it doesn’t mean that they’re not allowed to be tired. It doesn’t mean they can’t feel what they’re feeling just because you’ve had it worse.
don’t play pain olympics. don’t be that person
Best thing my therapist ever told me: ‘Just because someone else’s leg is broken doesn’t mean your sprained ankle can’t hurt.’
It works the other way, too. Don’t be a dick just because you don’t think other people haven’t suffered enough.
The tragic thing is that there’s this opportunity for connection. Rather than one upmanship or “I know how you feel” you can instead share in the common experience to know you can mutually support each other. But so often people instead choose to drive a deeper wedge between themselves and others.
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