Month: June 2018
I just swallowed mossy water to get my fish tank vacuume going. Looked over at my betta and said “you’re lucky I love you so much.” And the little twerp has the nerve to flare out.
Deep sea crab feeding on bioluminescent algae.
i didn’t know how to say ‘oh fuck’ in bioluminescent algae before, but now i do
Judge magazine, July 1921
People be shitposting even in 1921
Perhaps a bit self-serving considering I’m a) an immigrant myself, and b) not even one of the good ones, but still. A Good Message.
“You can’t be non-binary because human biology doesn’t allow it!!!”
Sure is bold of you to assume I’m not an entity from the shadow realm
I sniffs and I licks
nervous
GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT
more nervous than before
Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU
less nervous (back to original state of nervousness)
We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!
coming out
g… go back in
coming out more
you’re doing great fish
NO, HE’S NOT MAKE HIM GO AWAY
stop you’ll scare him
Well he’s scaring me FUCK OFF FISH
nervous
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It’s okay fish, we love you just the way you are
NO NO NO WE DO NOT LOVE FISH
FISH IS WEIRD
DON’T LISTEN TO THEM FISH, THEY’RE JUST BEING MEAN
not nervous
PLEASE be nervous again
not gonna be nervous anymore
Urocyon's Jaunts 2.0 
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