amnhnyc:

Smile—you’re halfway through the week! Commonly found swimming in ice-free northern waters, the harbor seal (Phoca vitulina) is one of the smaller seals. This species typically lives in saltwater bays and estuaries but also inhabits freshwater lakes and rivers. A harbor seal can be solitary, but sometimes joins groups along the shoreline. Unlike many other seals and sea lions, harbor seals can swim at birth. Yet pups stay dependent on their mothers for milk for up to six weeks—among the longest weaning period for all seals. Have you ever seen the bobbing heads of these seals in the water?
Photo: Andreas Trepte

haiku-robot:

whollyunnecessary:

ostrich-wearing-headphones:

arachnerd-8-legs:

tilthat:

TIL that after a terrible car accident that put Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, etc.) into a coma, the only thing that woke him up was one of Blanc’s neurologists that asked, “Bugs Bunny, how are you doing today?” He replied, “Myeeeeh. What’s up doc?”

via reddit.com

This further proves that Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God and is not a force to be reckoned with

“One day, about 14 days after the accident, one of Blanc’s neurologists walked into the room and tried something completely new. He went to Mel’s bed and asked, “Bugs Bunny, how are you doing today?”

There was a pause while people in the room just shook their heads. Then, in a weak voice, came the response anyone would recognize.

“Myeeeeh. What’s up doc?”

The doctor then asked Tweety if he was there too.

“I tot I taw a puddy tat,” was the reply. It took seven more months in a body cast for Blanc to recover. He even voiced Barney Rubble in the first episodes of The Flintstoneswhile lying in bed with a microphone dangling from above.

The Radio Lab piece includes excerpts from an episode of This is Your Life when Blanc’s doctor tried to explain how he revived his patient. 

“It seemed like Bugs Bunny was trying to save his life,” was all he could say.

Radio Lab features another neurologist’s opinion: Blanc was such a hard-working professional that his characters lived, protected from the brain injury, deep in his unconscious mind. The doctor’s question must have sounded like a director’s cue. Essentially, “Mr. Blanc, you’re on.””

http://www.openculture.com/2013/05/the_strange_day_when_bugs_bunny_saved_the_life_of_mel_blanc.html

Bugs Bunny is a chaos deity and should not be underestimated.

bugs bunny is a

chaos deity and should not be

underestimated


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goblin-adventurer:

grayglacianqueen:

devillikeme:

baku:

game developer: this game is multiplayer ONLY, we want you to play this game ONLY WITH YOUR FRIENDS

me, no friends mcFuck: great

my one friend: doesn’t like the game

My other friend: Doesn’t wanna spend 60 bucks on that game

And another friend: Doesn’t have the time to play the game

Me: Plays on PC

Friend: Plays on playstation

Other friend: Plays on xbox

Another friend: Doesn’t game

Me: has someone to play multiplayer games with

Person I can play multiplayer games with: lives with me

Games: no no GO BUy A SECOND CONSOLE

bara-cuuda:

fierceawakening:

beejohnlocked:

verimelliott:

iraffiruse:

Gotta work on that spacing

y’all what the fuck was bull tit anus tryna be tho

ALDKAKSKAK

did anyone ever figure out bull tit anus though

I heard once that “bull tit anus,” is a company somewhere in Asia (might be China, but I cant remember exactly) that is supposed to be named “Bull Titan US,” but whoever made the sign doesn’t have a good grasp on typography in English, so… it’s “BULL TIT ANUS.”

I had to look for more info out of slightly morbid curiosity, and yep. Looks like they were trying for “Bull Titan (US)”. The Chinese characters in the corner apparently do translate as “Giant Bull”.

It looks to have multiple locations, too. Another version of their sign that somebody posted through that link (from Fuzhou in 2009). No spaces this time, but some brackets at least :