capriciousnerd:

badass-bharat-deafmuslim-artista:

whyyoustabbedme:

if this was a white male teacher it would be a completely differently headline

I’m so fuckin sick of people acting like that others’ personal lives done in the privacy of their homes are harmful to children. KIDS DON’T CARE!!!! I hope other people stand up for this woman and help her get her job back. 

Agreed 100%. Teachers are one of the few jobs that has ridiculous standards to uphold, since we interact with kids.

Yet I can work with white men who literally make creepy comments about their students (especially girls and/or out-queer kids), who talk about really inappropriate topics with female colleagues, who make really sexist comments about their own spouses, and bring their relationship troubles to the fucking classroom. And I’ve never once seen these guys (in any school I’ve been in) get hit with so much as a fucking warning.

But teachers who aren’t men, aren’t white, and/or aren’t straight get slammed when we do anything outside of work, on our own time, and out of the view of children. And our society makes a lot of this shit taboo, which is ludicrous. Teachers who engage in sex work or writing erotica novels are not bringing that to class; the kids don’t fucking care. 

(And the kids who do care are the ones that go searching that shit up intentionally as a means to mess with your at-school life. You know, the students who engage in harassment campaigns.)

Fuck’s sake. If I hired for my school, I’d offer her a damn job. (But I’ve got so much not nice to say about that situation at the moment.)

TLDR: You want to police my Out of Work Life? You fucking pay me for my Out of Work Hours. Otherwise, kindly keep to my 9-5 life and fuck off.

subcorax:

subcorax:

i have a cat named The Lady and my favourite thing about her is that she manages to have this very petite, delicate face while also being incredibly fat so every time she goes downstairs i just hear like.

THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUnk thunkthunkthunk 

and then my mother in the softest, most delighted voice going “oh, hello my wee lady!”

@mordredoforkney ask and ye shall receive

baby girl. baby. big

necphilak:

vampires but their eating habits more strongly resemble those of bats.

imagine: gorgeous extravagant wealthy man. pallid, a little sickly looking with sunken eyes and high cheekbones. he wears all black, throws lavish parties that he hardly appears at, something about him is eerily charming. he’s never seen in the light of day, or at the local religious centers. one night, you’re staying at his manor after a particularly wild party, and you see him running around, erratically chasing a moth, which he catches in his mouth. he looks at you and swallows it, then vanishes into the shadows.

clatterbane:

Reminded by the shirt/skirt thing, I still have to giggle some at this that I ran across a while back:
http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=I957OegamHMC&pg=PA141&lpg=PA141&dq=skitters

One that struck me as kind of funny, in a “familiar enough word that I never really thought about the etymology” way. Especially since the Scots “skitters” coming ultimately from Norse skíta somehow passes for MUCH more polite back home than saying somebody has the shits. 😉 When that is still precisely what you’re saying.

Apparently “skitters” is another one that made it into Geordie and Yorkshire dialects, too.

Hadn’t even thought of it in terms of the Anglo-Saxon sk->sh shift before, though I’d noticed other examples especially from Dutch.

I actually wondered about that one after following a link to “Inflections and putting spaces where they don’t belong” for modern Swedish( http://goo.gl/MpLWIk ), with “Skit gott” vs. “Skitgott”. 🙂

Reminded of this one again. Maybe my favorite borrowing.

Did you know many of the words in the English language come from The Old Norse language?

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

klvtastic:

robleonard:

Did you know that “cake”, “egg”, “fellow”, “gun”, “happy”, “husband” and many other words used in the English vocabulary is of Old Norse origin? The reason is the Viking colonization of eastern and northern England between 850 and 1100 AD. The Vikings quickly assimilated and brought with them an important gift: The rich and powerful Old Norse language.

Old Norse diverged into West Norse (Norway, Faroe Islands, Iceland, and Greenland) and East Norse (Denmark and Sweden). With some minor regional variations in loan words, both West Norse and East Norse are essentially the same. The Vikings who raided and later settled in Great Britain came mainly from Norway and Denmark.

Below you will find an alphabetical list of many common English words of Old Norse origin.

A

aloft – á (“=in, on, to”) + lopt (“=air, atmosphere, sky, heaven, upper floor, loft”)

anger – angr (“=trouble, affliction”); root ang (=”strait, straitened, troubled”); related to anga, plural öngur (=”straits, anguish”)

awe – agi (“=terror”)

are – merger of Old English (earun, earon) and Old Norse (er) cognates

awkward – the first element is from Old Norse öfugr (“=turned-backward”), the ‘-ward’ part is from Old English weard

axle – öxl (“=ox tree”)

B

bag

barn

bait

ball – bǫllr” (=”round object”)

band – band (=”rope”)

bark – bǫrkr

berserk – berserkr, lit. ‘bear-shirt’, (alt. berr-serkr, ‘bare-shirt’) frenzied warriors

birth – byrðr

bleak – bleikr (=”pale”)

blunder – blundra (=”shut one’s eye”)

both – baðir

bug – búkr (=”insect within tree trunks”)

bulk – bulki

bull – boli

bylaw – bylög (‘by’=village; ‘lög’=law; ‘village-law’)

C

cake – kaka (=”cake”)

call – kalla (=”cry loudly”)

cast – kasta (=”to throw”)

choose – kjósa (=”to choose”)

clip – klippa (=”to cut”)

club – klubba (=”cudgel”)

crawl – krafla (=”to claw”)

crook – krokr (=”hook-shaped instrument or weapon”)

cur – kurra (=”to growl”)

D

die – deyja (=”pass away”)

dirt – drit (=”feces”)

dregs – dregg (=”sediment”)

E

egg – egg (=”egg”)

F

fellow – felagi

fjord – fjǫrðr (= ”walk”, ”pass”, ”bring over to the other side”)

flat – flatr

flit – flytja (=”cause to fit”)

fog – from Old Norse fok through Danish fog, meaning “spray”, “shower”, “snowdrift”

freckle – freknur (=”freckles”)

G

gad – gaddr (=”rod, long stick”)

gap – gap (=”chasm”)

get – geta, gat (> got), gittan (> gotten)

geyser – from Icelandic geysir, from Old Norse geysa (=”to gush”)

gift – gift (=”dowry”)

girth – gjörð (=”circumference, cinch”)

give – gefa (=”to give”)

glitter – glitra (=”to glitter”)

gosling – gæslingr” (=”goose”)

guest – gestr (=”guest”)

gun – from Old Norse Gunnhildr (female name, both elements of the name, gunn and hildr, have the meaning “war, battle”)

gust – gustr

H

hail – heill (=”health, prosperity, good luck”)

happy – happ (=”chance, good luck, fate”)

heathen – heiðinn (=”not Christian or Jewish/ the word for an exclusively Christian idea, a person or society prior to Christianity.”)

Hell – may be in part from Old Norse Hel, the daughter of Loki and ruler of the underworld in Norse mythology.

hit – hitta (=”to find”)

how – haugr (=”barrow, small hill”) Usage preserved mainly in place names

husband – husbondi (=”master of the house”)

I

ill – illr (=”bad”)

K

keel – kjölr

kid – kið (=”young goat”)

kindle – kynda

knife – knifr

knot – knutr

L

lad – ladd (=”young man”)

law – lagu

leather – leðr

leg – leggr

likely – líkligr

link – hlenkr

litmus – litmose (=”lichen for dying”, lita =”to stain”)

loan – lán (=”to lend”)

loft – lopt (=”an upper room or floor : attic, air, sky”)

loose – lauss (=”loose/free”)

low – lagr

M

mire – myrr (=’bog’)

mistake – mistaka (=”miscarry”)

muck – myki (=”cow dung”)

mug – mugge

muggy – mugga (=”drizzle, mist”)

N

Norman, Normandy – from Old Norse through Old French, meaning “northman”, due to Viking settlement in Normandy region.

O

oaf – alfr (=”elf”)

odd – oddi (=”third number”, “the casting vote”)

Odin – Óðinn

Ombudsman – from Old Norse umboðsmaðr through Swedish ombudsman, meaning “commissary”, “representative”, “steward”

outlaw – utlagi

P
plough, plow – plogr

R

Ragnarok – “Doom of the gods” or “Destiny of the gods”, from Norse mythology. Composed of words ragna, genitive of “the great powers”(regin), and rǫk (later rök) “destiny, doom, fate, end”.

race – rás (=”to race”, “to run”, “to rush”, “to move swift”)

raft – raptr (=”log”)

raise – reisa

ransack – rannsaka (=”to search the house”)

reindeer – hreindyri

rid – rythja (=”to clear land”)

rive – rífa (=”to scratch, plow, tear”)

root – rót

rotten – rotinn (=”decayed”)

rugged – rogg (=”shaggy tuft”)

run – renna (=”to run”)

S

Saga – saga (=”story, tale”)

sale – sala

same – same, samr (=”same”)

scale – (for weighing) from skal (=”bowl, drinking cup”, or in plural “weighing scale” referring to the cup or pan part of a balance) in early English used to mean “cup”

scant – skamt & skammr (=”short, lacking”)

scare – skirra (=”to frighten)

scarf – skarfr (=”fastening joint”)

scathe – skaða (=”to hurt, injure”)

score – skor (=”notch”; “twenty”)

scrape – skrapa (=”to scrape, erase”)

scrap – skrap (=”scraps, trifles”) from skrapa

seat – sæti (=”seat, position”)

seem – sœma (=”to conform”)

shake – skaka (=”to shake”)

skate – skata (=”fish”)

skid – probably from or related to Old Norse skið (=”stick of wood”) and related to “ski” (=”stick of wood”, or in this sense “snowshoe”)

skill – skil (=”distinction”)

skin – skinn (=”animal hide”)

skip – skopa (=”to skip, run)

skirt – skyrta (=”shirt”)

skull – skulle (=”head”)

sky – ský (=”cloud”)

slant – sletta, slenta (=”to throw carelessly”)

slaughter – slahtr (=”butchering”)

slaver – slafra (=”slaver”)

sledge – sleggja (=”sledgehammer”)

sleight – slœgð

sleuth – sloð (=”trail”)

sly – sloegr (=”cunning, crafty, sly”)

snare – snara (=”noose, snare”)

snub – snubba (=”to curse”)

sprint – spretta (=”to jump up”)

stagger – stakra (=”to push”)

stain – steina (=”to paint”)

stammer – stemma (=”to hinder, damn up”)

steak – steik, steikja (=”to fry”)

sway – sveigja (=”to bend, swing, give way”)

T

take – taka

tarn – tjörn, tjarn

their – þierra

they – þeir

thorp – þorp

though – from Old English þēah, and in part from Old Norse þó (=”though”)

thrall – þræll

Thursday – Þorsdagr (=”Thor’s day”)

thrift – þrift (=”prosperity”)

thrust – þrysta (=”to thrust, force”)

thwart – þvert (=”across”)

tidings – tíðindi (=”news of events”)

tight – þéttr (=”watertight, close in texture, solid”)

till -til (=”to, until”)

troll – troll (=”giant, fiend, demon”; further etymology is disputed)

trust – traust (=”help, confidence”)

U

ugly – uggligr (=”dreadful”)

until – from Old Norse und (=”as far as, up to”) and til (=”until, up to”).

V

Vanadium – from Old Norse Vanadis, another name for Freja

Viking – viking, “one who came from the fjords

W

wand – vondr (=”rod”)

want – vanta (=”to lack”)

weak – veikr (=”weak, pliant”)

whirl – hvirfla (=”to go around”)

whisk – viska (=”to plait”)

wight – vigr (=”able in battle”) – the other wight meaning “man” is from Old English

wile – vél (=”trick, craft, fraud”)

window – vindauga (=”wind-eye”) – although gluggi was more commonly used in Old Norse

wing – vængr (=”a wing”)

wrong – rangr (=”crooked, wry, wrong”)

This made me think of you, @deadcatwithaflamethrower!

VIKING WORD PORN.

bevismusson:

justsomeantifas:

“Mike Pence is so anti-gay, you just know he’s closeted.”

Or you know, maybe he’s just a violent bigot that hates LGBT people. Maybe we should stop shifting the blame for the violence LGBT people face onto LGBT people and accept that he’s a hateful fucking person. Every homophobe is not hiding in the closet. More than likely Pence would just rather see gay people tortured as a “cure,” and rid from this Earth. Maybe y’all can stop with this pathetic cop out and actually push back against people like this in our society?

I hate idea that homophobes must be gay to explain their hatred. In the same way that racists are not secretly BAME and sexists aren’t secretly women, homophobes are not gay. They’re just hateful shits.