monstertwix:

pumpkin-bread:

it just occurred to me that cats are basically pet monsters

  • go bump in the night
  • scratches at your door
  • alarming noises
  • “where are you, kitty?” looks under bed to see a pair of luminous eyes staring out of the gloom, unblinking. “oh there you are!”
  • you spot movement out of the corner of your eye, but when you turn to look you see nothing 
  • turn back and THERE IT IS

I’m sorry I couldn’t resist drawing these

bonus cuddles

pet-of-subs:

So I Was Cleaning And Found An Old Bottle Of Dechlorinator

Probably from when my sister and I kept fish as little girls(yikes)

So yea looks pretty dated but nothing odd right? And then u look at the back and-

PROTECT YOUR FISH FROM A G O N Y OR DEATH

Ok. That’s fair. A little blunt and dark. But fair.