It’s Spring here in the Southern Hemisphere and I’m getting my garden on. Gardening isn’t terribly hard or expensive, but it does take some knowledge and some time, and like anything that requires knowledge and time it can be daunting to start.
I grew up with suburban gardener parents and I’ve been doing it myself for a few years now so I thought I’d share some of my knowledge with the black pit of tumblr. Read on for planty goodness!
ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige
I had a sales woman in furniture store try and tell me not to buy a hot bubblegum pink loveseat because she wanted me to “think about the future”
Bitch, I am thinking about the future. I already got a hot bubblegum pink couch at home and now I need a loveseat to go with it.
Literally me at work: if you want the thing, buy the thing
Customers: but what will my friends think!
Me: your friends don’t live with it every single day, get what makes YOU happy
^^^^ Ditto
Customers: What will my friends/neighbors think?
Me: Do they pay your rent/mortgage/bills? No? Then they don’t get an opinion.
‘Krakatoa, a 75-pound, 7.5-foot long Komodo Dragon, celebrates his eighth birthday with fellow eight-year-olds from R.B. Hunt Elementary School at his enclosure at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm and Zoological Park in St. Augustine, Fla. The children sang Happy Birthday to the large lizard as he was presented with a meat cake topped with mice.’
Seth Everman made weekly YouTube videos where he held a cup full of ice chunks and answered questions. He would shake the cup instead of answering whenever there was a dumb question. The most recent video was 10 minutes long and it was just him shaking the cup the whole time.
The first time I saw this I didn’t read the url and I just accepted it
Urocyon's Jaunts 2.0 
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