elodieunderglass:

perfectcromulence:

sepiachord:

“Things that snakes do not do.” Hypnotize birds, milk cows, jump at people. Snakes. 1949.

This is clearly pro-snake propaganda written by some sort of udder-sucking, cactus-jumping, poison-stingered hypno-snake.

I feel like it’s a list of instructions for good snake behaviour, possibly to hang in a snake schoolroom. DO NOT DO the following things…