“The individual obviously had some knowledge on how to deal with these types of animals, we said that from the very beginning, otherwise why take it? And when we got into the garage and into the house, it looked like almost a mockup of (the aquarium),” Salvaggio said. “He had a lot of different marine animals in the home. (He) very much knew what he was doing – kept that animal alive and was able to continue to see that animal thrive which was pretty shocking to all of us.”
this is
is this what Team Rocket would look like in real life
I mean, the point here isn’t that these memes are evil, it’s that these people used them to build credibility so that they could do the actual evil shit.
If you think the headline is funny, read the article.
Televangelists do this all the time and don’t get arrested.
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Florida couple arrested for selling tickets to heaven
A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda Watts, were arrested a few days ago for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 (about sh390,000) per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven – simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you are in.
Tito Watts said in his police statement: “I do not care what the Police say. The tickets are solid gold. And it was Jesus who gave them to me behind the KFC and told me to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he would take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that is made entirely of drugs. You should arrest Jesus because he is the one that gave me the golden tickets. I am willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up.”
In her police statement, Amanda Watts said: “We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and do drugs. I did not do anything. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched.”
Police said they confiscated over $10,000 (sh39m) in cash, drug paraphernalia and a baby alligator.
My mom tried answering “pedestrian” whenever randos got nosy about religion. She was surprised how few people seemed to register anything was off enough to even raise an eyebrow.
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