my friend called me on the phone from the library to tell me he’d been chased by a mountain lion and he thought he might have vomited up blood and I was in the middle of scrubbing my car and having a heat stroke god my life keeps getting fucking weirder
mind you this is my friend who is the total chronic disaster who got into that knife fight in the middle school parking lot so I’m used to giving him shitty advice but this summer since I don’t talk on the phone he texts me every other day with some new terrible strange twist that has happened in his life like “my girlfriend almost got kidnapped” “there are three centipedes in my bed!” “I almost got mugged again” like normally I would just go help him but I’m 4 hours away now and it’s like he forgets GXHRVGSHFV
your friend is a protagonist
this I’m aware of I’m his sidekick and the epitome of the nerd best friend archetype but still it is my civic duty to complain
the dwp has denied my claim – I have a last chance saloon type of appeal coming up but that isn’t for over a month, and due to receiving no money since the 22nd of june I’m really on the bare bones of my ass at this point. all of this is despite 40 pages of evidence and a medical certificate saying I am categorically unfit for work!
if you can spare anything, my paypal is tinykestrel@gmail.com – if not please reblog!
it really would make a difference as I’m a disabled and mentally ill lesbian with an abusive family and still have all my travel, bills, and food to pay for. I have paperwork if anyone wants proof.
thank you so much!!! here’s a picture demonstrating how tiny my cat is as thanks;
“La flemme”, short for “j’ai la flemme” (I have the flemme) roughly means the mental (and/or physical) incapacity of doing a generally simple task, of doing anything really, but also takes a slightly ironical acknowledgement of the link made between this incapacity and laziness, as the best way to translate would be “I’m too lazy/tired for this right now” even though the meaning actually covers a broader idea of discouragement and ennui.
So yeah. La flemme.
What Google has apparently been doing with my data this morning 😊
Urocyon's Jaunts 2.0 
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