juniousuniverse:

black-culture:

What in the hell?!

Updated from Dallas News: Dallas officer faces manslaughter charge for shooting man in apartment she thought was hers, police chief says

NYT: Dallas Police Officer Kills Her Neighbor in His Apartment, Saying She Mistook It for Her Own

Didn’t see any updates suggesting that she had been arrested yet, but they were reasonably quick to talk about charges. The whole thing sounds weird as hell.

(Stories from 7 Sept. 2018)

jollysunflora:

My food stamps are back but now my wifi is down, plus tumblr has now messed up the mobile app…

I didn’t get a monthly check so something’s up with my benefits. If anyone would be willing to pitch in…girlwatershaman@gmail.com is my paypal. I need a total of $132…

bunny-butch:

My favorite professor ever introduced me as an undergrad to the concept of “impossible history” – histories that can not exist, even though they happened. His example was the Haitian Revolution. The Haitian Revolution cannot exist within the logics of capitalism, imperialism, and white European dominance. Enslaved black people liberating themselves without the help of “friendly whites?” A tiny island in the Caribbean, with an army of the aforementioned former slaves, defeating multiple global superpowers? Impossible! So this cannot be allowed to have happened. Haiti must be economically victimized forever, moreso even than other former slave colonies in the Caribbean, just so that we can point to it and say “look, how sad,” so that no one gets to see Haiti’s very existence as the triumph it is. We teach extensively about the American and French revolutions, but only mention in passing the Haitian Revolution which occurred at the same time. Most college courses on Latin American history exclude Haiti even if they cover the rest of the Caribbean. The Haitian Revolution was impossible, a dangerous fantasy that just so happens to have actually happened. So it must be forgotten, the name of Haiti must be made synonymous with poverty, ignorance, and suffering, while never mentioning that those are all the products of 200 years of political and economic warfare and subterfuge against the island, beginning with the presidency of Thomas Jefferson!! Because we cannot have anyone thinking that even the most poor and downtrodden people. when united and organized around a common cause, can make history and change the world for the better

benefits of living in a lighthouse

elodieunderglass:

post–grad:

  • no fake friends, just real friends (the only ones who’ll come out to your godforsaken lighthouse to hang)
  • lots of stairs so u dont need a gym membership
  • when u look out the window and sigh mournfully it’s Cinematic Depression not just regular depression
  • minimum requirements: 1 large dog, 17 cable-knit sweaters, 1 mysterious but tragic past, 2 pair fingerless wool gloves
  • increased likelihood of mermaid encounters
  • effortless windswept look, complemented by soft lantern glow
  • free salt scrub 

*raises hand* I don’t identify as butch or femme or tom or doe or anything. Can I be shabby lighthouse bi? Can people do, like, a rotating winking light gesture with one hand: “oh, Elodie, she’s a” (wink wink) “lighthouse bi”

And instead of stressing over looking like a startled potato hedgehog in menswear or makeup, I can just lurk with a five-mile gaze in my knitwear, rumpled and windswept and silently salty, no sorry I can’t come to the gay bar, I have to stare at the gay Ocean for Job Reasons

gehayi:

aricide:

thestarsaredown:

cutest-angel-in-heaven:

swede-bloggg:

pep95:

queenbradbury:

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

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and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

demono

((”Not just pizza”))

((”but eternal damnation”))

Alternate theory: It wasn’t that the pizza guy couldn’t cross the line of salt himself.

He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you and your brother in, and he didn’t want nothing to do with your demon asses

As a manager a dominos i can confirm that, as an equal opportunity employer, we employ an astonishing amount of demons and hellbeasts

Not surprising, as Domino’s will deliver you to Hell in thirty minutes or less.

I really don’t like wasting food anyway, if I can help it at all.

But, one powerful motivation to save and figure out ways to use up even smallish amounts of leftover pasta? When the decent stuff is running at least £2.50/pack after shipping 😦

(For 500g bags, so that works our to around $3/lb. For comparison, you can get Barilla for £1 or decent quality store brand for 50p. Haven’t bought any of the wheaty kind in long enough that I just had to check.)

Similar with stale bread heels, etc. Been using a lot more bread crumbs than before I found out about the celiac, that’s for sure! And that’s eating way less bread overall.