Looks like time for another episode of “I’m Getting Really Hungry But I Need To Move This Cat Before I Can Cook” 😼

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Mr. Rogers: Numbers are important and they let you count things

Me as a 6-year-old: Neat.

Mr. Rogers: Now we’re going to talk with someone who makes guitars.

Me: Interesting.

Mr. Rogers: Now we send the trolley through the portal in the back of my living room that leads to a puppet world.

Me: Wait what.

King Friday: I’ve lost my favorite bicycle!

Me: I don’t understand, are these puppets within the established reality of the show? Or are they real things being portrayed through puppets despite the broader world being human, a la Muppets or Fraggle Rock.

Henrietta Pussycat: You always lose your bicycle!

Me: Is this physically happening in the back of the living room? Because the trolley is regualar size now, meaning this world is smaller, so it’s physically concievable. Or is this another dimension entirely.

Prince Tuesday: I borrowed your bicycle without asking, I’m sorry!

Me: Can anyone access this world or only the trolley? What would happen if you stick your hand in the portal? Or is the trolley the needle that pierces the veil between the worlds.

Henrietta Pussycat: It’s wrong to take things without asking!

Me: What exactly is Rogers doing while this is happening. Does time move differently here?

Mr. Rogers: I hope we all learned that its important respect other people’s things.

Me: What. The fuck. Just happened.

tikkunolamorgtfo:

I just saw a video on FB of some white woman who was on Ellen for doing a viral rendition of a Missy Elliott song, and sure, fine, whatever, except…

she’s holding a fucking shofar?! Completely out of context??? And apparently she’s performing with it everywhere?

Anyway, I did a quick Google because this did not sit right with me and apparently she’s part of some weird Evangelical and/or Messianic group that appropriates parts of Judaism for a Christian purpose, which is hugely gross and upsetting.

So anyway, I haven’t seen this video come up on Tumblr yet, but if people could refrain from endorsing this woman should it start making the rounds, that would be much appreciated. No matter how funny or quirky she is, she should not be rewarded for pillaging a culture that does not belong to her!

@isabelknight – Thanks! I do appreciate it.

Not nearly as unusual a happening as it should be, but I just get so tired sometimes. Especially with people outside that pub being the most common aggravation for a while now. I’m past there a lot, and of course alcohol is such a great excuse for lovely behavior like that 🙄

If traffic hadn’t been so heavy right then, I probably would have detoured further up the street away from that crossing right at the pub. After seeing that there was only one group of about half a dozen dudes at the outside tables, and no women in the group.

Shouldn’t need to avoid crossing there and walking by the pub, of course. But the predictability left me even madder and more exasperated today.

Well, that was interesting. Just back from buying some more cat food and miscellaneous up the street, after picking up those packages. (Thankfully somebody was home, because I wanted at least one of the items today.)

Anyway, the warm Friday evening collection of assholes outside that pub next to the shop decided it was more fun to hassle me than the young woman in hijab right ahead of me. Ignored her, then started yelling and hooting as soon as I went past.

Which, I am glad in a way, for her. But, I could have done without that too.

No idea what these grown-ass adult jerks are even triggering off of most of the time, but it sure does get old fast.

atomicwrongs:

atomicwrongs:

A room called ‘The Doll Room’ that’s full of dolls is… mundane.

But a room called ‘The Doll Room’ that only has one doll in it? That’s fresh

If a person shows you their Doll Room and it’s full of dolls, they probably just like dolls, y’know? It’s normal, it’s a hobby

But if they show you their Doll Room and it only has one doll… something’s going on with that one doll!