pastel-chaos:

the fact that some painted bats in Thailand naturally come in orange and black Halloween colors makes me so happy you dont understand

the ultimate spook bois

Carved himself out of the pumpkin

eddythebearcat:

oreoprince:

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

For those who are wondering, that’s from the book Wyrd Sisters by Terry Pratchett.

One of the people I follow on another site uses “embodiment is the worst hobby” as their chronic illness tag and I thought you might appreciate this as much as I do!

thebibliosphere:

An absolute mood haha.

theramseyloft:

squidgepidge:

chickenkeeping:

I don’t know what either of these behaviors mean but she tried to eat my finger so I feel blessed

Goth Girl seems curious of you, Pastel Man is just defensive of his wife and wants to make sure you won’t hurt her

Goth girl is offering to feed you.

Pastel husband thinks you are taking advantage or trying to woo her away, in HIS house, how DARE!

fireb0y:

STICK HIM LEGS UP IN THE AIR

the-birth-of-art:

Willie Nelson?!?

Willie fucking Nelson?!?

How DARE the red-headed stranger support a liberal politician?!?

Willie Nelson upsets fans with plans to perform at Beto O’Rourke rally

Another disgruntled fan said: “You should stay out of politics. I’m a lifelong fan this is not a smart move.”

That fan was quickly shot down by a Nelson supporter, who replied: “Lifelong fan unaware of Willie’s decades of political activism.”

hdot-mokoriri:

We are brothers.

僕たちは兄弟だよ

dawwwwfactory:

My fiancé and our cat, catching flies. 😴

Click here for more adorable animal pics!

yesterdaysprint:

yougotthatlove:

yesterdaysprint:

Reading Times, Pennsylvania, October 14, 1926

Too early?

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, October 24, 1932:

anemptygrave:

livelyspaghetti:

When I tell people to delete anon hate, to not publish it, it’s not me saying “ignore it and it’ll stop; don’t fight back.” It is 100% petty and spiteful. Honestly, I can’t think of anything better than the person who sent the hate obsessively checking your blog and refreshing and refreshing, waiting for you to reply, and getting increasingly frustrated when the ask they so masterfully crafted never pops up & you just keep posting cute pictures of your pets and talking about how nice your day was.

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS!!!