This could be something massive or it could be fuck all.
A resignation would be fucking hilarious.
It’s been delayed because the Tories can’t find a virgin to sacrifice for good luck before the statement.
If it’s an election I’ll laugh so hard shit will come out my nose.
The entire cabinet commits seppuku live on TV.
Theresa May starts by saying ‘negotiations are toughest in final strait’.
Negotiations haven’t really progressed at all. By time we’re in the ‘final strait’ but not in progress.
She goes all out on anti-EU immigration. Full-hard Tory Brexit.
“No deal is better than a bad deal.”
Here we go.
May rules out Northern Ireland being in the customs union.
“Throughout this process I’ve treated the EU with nothing but respect.”
Have you fuck!?
“We must continue to prepare ourselves for a no deal.”
Oh…great. I love the thought of stockpiling food and medicine.
She finishes her speech with, “We stand ready.”
You’ve not been ‘ready’ for any of these negotiations.
That speech was filled with so much hyperbole it might as well of been one of Daenerys’ boring as fuck rallying speeches as she gets her dragons killed.
Utterly robotic, completely shambolic.
I feel like the media watched a completely different speech that the one we watched.
Matthew Hodson:
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20 years ago, 2 years after the arrival of combination therapy that effectively treated #HIV, the Bay Area Reporter, San Francisco’s LGBT newspaper ran ‘No Obits’ as its headline.
It was the first edition not to report an AIDS death in almost 15 years.”
Y’all need to appreciate that this was practically fucking *yesterday*.
U know the world is definitely a little magical and it’s nice
pics or it didn’t happen
My dog holds stick like a big cigar
me at 9 in the morning outside my dorm building which is also a high school in my pajamas smoking a cigarette and wondering if i should eat kraft macaroni and cheese again for lunch and dinner
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