There is a specific and terrifying difference between “never were” monsters and “are not anymore” monsters
“The thing that was not a deer” implies a creature which mimics a deer but imperfectly and the details which are wrong are what makes it terrifying
“The thing that was not a deer anymore” on the other hand implies a thing that USED to be a deer before it was somehow mutated, possessed, parasitically controlled or reanimated improperly and what makes THAT terrifying is the details that are still right and recognizable poking out of all the wrong and horrible malformations.
hey I totally fucked up and forgot the 3rd type, which is “Is Not Anymore And Maybe Never Was” monsters
“The thing which was no longer a deer and maybe never was” implies a creature that, at first glance, completely appears to be a deer, but over time degrades very slowly until you realize (probably too late) that it is not a deer anymore, and had you seen it in this state first, you wouldn’t have recognized it as a deer at all, and there’s a decent chance that it was never actually a deer to begin with but only a very good mimic, and what makes this one scary is the slow change from everything being right to everything being wrong, happening slowly enough that you don’t even notice it until its too late, as well as the fact that something now so clearly not a deer could have fooled you to begin with.
Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…
NOPE
No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.
Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.
I am not kidding, I am not exaggerating: this makes him a eugenicist. They are literally trying to put a eugenicist on the Supreme Court right now. Write your senators now.
This man needs to be stopped
of course he’s a eugenicist, you’ve seen the way power positions are heading
After the Maria, Puerto Rico was so overwhelmed that morticians were told to just start burning the bodies without trying to determine whether or not their deaths were caused by the hurricane.
If this were happening in Venezuela, we would hold it up as an example of the horrors and failures of communism. But this is happening under the control of the United States, under US capitalism.
Redditor tells heartwarming story of the wholesomeness of humanity
I used to work in a deli/sandwich shop. There was a men’s restroom and a women’s restroom. The women’s restroom locked like a normal house bathroom locks and you could “pick” the lock by putting a toothpick or other thin, long instrument in through a hole in the handle. This provided privacy and security while still allowing staff to unlock the door if necessary. The men’s restroom handle didn’t lock, and the solution implemented years before was to put in a sliding door lock. Not the chain kind, but the bolt kind. This allowed privacy and security, but was a stupid idea as the only way for staff to enter if locked would be to kick through the lock or to literally kick down the door. One particular day I was working and a nervous looking man came up and asked if we could unlock the men’s room. I let him know no, but that since it locks and unlocks from the inside he would just need to wait a bit for the current guest to finish his business and then the restroom would be available. The man let me know that his 5 year old son was in there and had locked himself in. Holy shit… holy SHIT. I got there quick and heard the kid starting to lose it. And not just me, but also customers who were sitting at tables around the bathroom door had heard the kid too. Before I could start to explain to the father how the door locked, no less than 10 customers (strangers!) were at the door, ready to provide assistance. I explained to the father how the door locks, and he talked his son through it, and within a minute the son figured it out and was out of the bathroom again. But holy smokes, I’ll never forget how quick total strangers were to get up, get moving, and be ready to help however they could the instant they heard a child in distress.
I was on my way home from work and I was robbed and he took $450 from me (I know I’m fucking stupid for carrying that on me but I had just cashed my check that day) and this really fucking sucks because I was going to use that money to get medication and treatment for my dog that has been having seizures.
I already have ptsd from being fucking homeless and now this. I’m genuinely scared to go outside. If anyone can send me anything please I would appreciate or at least share this.
My dad is not in my life and I haven’t spoken to my mom in a year, I definitely do not have a financial safety net.
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