Introducing the Uncle Friend

gallusrostromegalus:

the-last-hair-bender:

robobuddies:

snakewife:

  • distinct sense of fashion (not necessarily good, but. distinct.)
  • has almost died, like, twice, but it’s a really funny story–
  • absolutely should not be in charge
  • absolutely does not WANT to be in charge
  • you’re pretty sure they’re into some weird stuff
  • wants to help you out when you’re sad???
  • may not be equipped to help you out and will fret if that is the case
  • absolutely terrible OR top-notch taste in alcohol, no inbetween
  • you’ve never seen more impressive shoes 

If you know someone who exudes a powerful Danny DeVito energy despite being a lesbian in her twenties, or if you know someone whose wardrobe choices would not look out of place on Jeff Goldblum, well, you got yourself an Uncle Friend, friend

@kingpijin its you

@gallusrostromegalus this is absolutely you

That’s very kind of you to say.

im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster:

annie-thyme:

swingria:

[Give me… Give me the bread! Give me the bread, stupid! Give it back! Give me the bread! The bread! Give it to me! Borya, what are you doing? Give me the bread! Borya, give me the bread! For fuck’s sake, Borya! Give me the bread, please! Give me the bread! Just take a bite if you want to! Borya! Calm down and give me the bread… Borya!.. Borya! Borya, give me the bread! Give! Me! The bread! Borya, what are you doing, Borya, give me the bread! Borya, for fuck’s sake! Give it back! How long are you going to hang like this? This is just ridiculous! Give it back… You asshole! Bastard…]

although the caption is pretty accurate I gotta say it sounds like 100x funnier in russian XD

@travelling-cat-salesman

Reminded by that eastern hemlocks post earlier, because there at least were some right around there 10 years ago*–here’s one distinctive piece of the Blue Ridge.

A chunk of Staurolite-Garnet-Mica Schist, from just around Fairy Stone State Park in VA.
Happened by there just driving Mr. C around the last time I was home, stopped by the appropriately named Fairystone Pit Stop, and decided to drag him for a stroll up the mountain behind the gas station. Because that’s the kind of fun date I am.

This particular piece doesn’t have the super obvious staurolite inclusions that the couple of others I picked up did, but it feels good in the hand. The main reason I kept it. (This one actually looks a lot like this piece of Garnet-Mica Schist, but looking more closely you can see a few edges of staurolite crystals in the rock.)

I made a half-assed attempt at finding the couple of other pieces with more obvious staurolite, along with the few (irregular) loose twinned staurolites. But, I am a goblin who hoards interesting rocks on cluttered shelves and then can’t remember where I put them 🙄

The small mica flecks weren’t showing up very well in that light, but the sparkle is a little more visible in that last shot. Along with some pockmarks where the teeny little chunks of garnet came out at some point over the past several hundred million years.

* The situation may not be quite as bad as expected, at least: Eastern hemlocks that have survived insect infestation have a story to tell. They didn’t seem to be doing too badly then, in that area; no idea about more recently.

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latinxgoticx:

latinxgoticx:

“The Rising of Sórkura,” the instrumental (aside from the Bribri chanting in the background at the end) opening piece off of the 2016 album Teargarden by Costa Rican goth band Ariel Maniki and the Black Haloes. For those of you who don’t know your world mythologies, Sórkura is a figure in the mythology of the Bribri people, the indigenous people to Costa Rica.

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Reblogging this for Indigenous People’s Day as well

sirfrogsworth:

I was going to write more stuff today and I decided to take a nap and then that nap turned into a sleep and that sleep turned into a coma and this sentence turned into a run-on and now it’s midnight and I got nothing done today.

How did your day go?