this cracked me up more than i think it should have

klezmer-un-anarkhizm:

radicalmercy:

egowave:

gunsandfireandshit:

thepleasuregoblin:

GOOD! die bitch!

Comrade egowave making the news lol

A brief (and by no means complete) rundown of Henry Kissinger’s crimes against humanity:

He sabotaged Vietnamese peace talks

He bombed the shit out of Cambodia and Laos, which led to the rise of Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge

He helped overthrow a democratically-elected president and put murderous dictator Augusto Pinochet in charge of Chile; Pinochet murdered tens of thousands of people

He supported genocide in Pakistan

He tried to stop Carter’s government from ending mass-murder in Argentina

He supported Indonesia’s invasion of East Timor, which led to the deaths of about a quarter of East Timor’s people

In short, he’s spent his whole political career supporting mass-murder and oppression, and the United States has rewarded him for it over and over again.

argumate:

argumate:

argumate:

tbh I don’t actually have a clue what adults do for Halloween, and how all those “sexy random concept” costumes are supposed to fit in with it.

you could tell me it’s a nationwide mass orgy featuring pumpkins and I’d just have to nod thoughtfully and accept it.

nightpool said: They all pretend to be furries for a night

*nods thoughtfully*

bigwordsandsharpedges:

nevver:

Gimme shelter

I want to build one of these as a root cellar and grow a garden on the sides.

onlyusefulphrases:

Did the horse use duolingo?

onlyusefulphrases:

flashback to when my tongue fell off

onlyusefulphrases:

In this house we support circles

onlyusefulphrases:

*Some* phrases are useful…

Go back to Africa

reverseracism:

reverseracism:

My family goes to Zambia every two years for a period of 6 weeks to visit family and friends, it’s really a great time; relaxing also.

I would tell you to visit, but it’s too glorious for an ignorant mind to comprehend. The scenery, the people, the cultures, and the animals are all so breathe taking as well!

We’re not scheduled to go back to African until 2015! But I thank you for your vivacious encouragement towards my travels. (:

– Susie 😉

18 year old Susie was cute with her replies, I’ll give her that lol