dduane:

sinni-ok-sessi:

thatemeraldkid:

redsixwing:

thatemeraldkid:

ek-vitki:

godswalkwithher:

thekinderbeast:

godswalkwithher:

thatemeraldkid:

Reminder

NO ONE CAN TELL ME WHERE THE GIANT PRIMORDIAL NORSE COW WENT

STILL

WHERE THE HELL DID SHE GO?

looking for other things to lick, obvs

She went into the universe. Why do you think we call our patch the Milky Way. Follow the Milky way and you find: her.

Licking things

Auðhumla presumably still exists in Ginnungagap, licking things and spontaneously generating life from her primordial tastings.

so like lemme bring this back ok

there is a giant cow out there

licking shit, possibly bringing other giant beings into creation

and like no one ever thought to mention it?

Odin’s just chillin in Asgard thinking “Yeah…look at her go. Doin’ what she does best. Thanks, grandma.”

My name is Cow

And in the gap

My busy tung

Dus lick and lap

My huf is strong

My horn is curld

I wandr round

I lik the world

#StraightOuttaTheProseEdda

ek heiti kýr
falla frá mér
allar árnar
sem eru hér.
en þó at tungan
mín nú frýss,
nú stend ek hér.

ek sleiki ís.

_______

Rough translation:

My name is cow
from me ther flow
all the rivers down belo.
and tho my tung 
do pay the price,
now i stand here.

I lik the ice.

🙂

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