July 2018 – Page 44 – Urocyon's Jaunts 2.0

nynaeve-almeara:

doubletwoseven:

wynterroseskye:

byzantium-glytch:

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And for the boys, no not wanting it doesn’t make you gay, less of a man, or anything to that effect, you’re allowed to say no too, and when she says “am I just not hot enoughy for you” that is an attempt to guilt you into sex.

Reblogging for IMPORTANT addition.

You are allowed to only sleep with people you like & WHEN you want to. Don’t let anyone else tell you different, ever.

And girls (/those raised as girls), you’re taught that if a man is not in the mood for sex or is not able to orgasm, it’s because you’re not good enough. That’s not at all true! Don’t end up doing what wynterroseskye said above because of insecurity.

Source: ithelpstodream

elucubrare:

elucubrare:

Cambridge has an online course in reading English handwriting from 1500-1700!

which is awesome but mostly i’m posting because i went from the 1/5 difficulty transcription to the 5/5 one and my eyes started bleeding, like, it’s obviously the same base for the hand but also the 5/5 is completely unreadable

fandomsandanythingelse:

mentalmutant:

bearly-dressed:

I came here to shitpost, and shitpost I will.

I don’t have any words

I’m crying

Source: bearly-dressed

meow-n-save:

djmarshmello:

does anyone else with intrusive thoughts do that weird dismissive head shake when they get them to kinda like.. reverse/reject the thought or is that just me

Gotta shake your brain like an etch-n-sketch and start over

dduane:

norsesuggestions:

norsesuggestions:

1980s swedish public broadcaster attempt to hold 1 cat while talking into camera. She does not even finish a single sentence, so no matter your swedish skills, all can watch and enjoy the absurdly failed cat wrangling that happens because of this not very wise media decision

omg…..

@shelomit

Reblogged for the second video. I will never not reblog this when it comes along. Partly for the sneezing, partly for the lint rolls, partly for “And if you look at his face… he’s just ‘bout ripped to shreds.” 🙂

mapsontheweb:

‘The problem of divided Ireland solved by a simple feat of engineering – if Scotland make not objections.’ Satirical magazine Punch offers a tongue-in-cheek suggestion for how the border might be created. 8 October 1913.

Source: rte.ie

sincerelyfuckyall:

damaramegido:

i-am-a-fish:

everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff

hey op real quick what the Actual fuck

Guys,, the worst part is, I reverse imaged it and

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

holy shit i have the best idea

my line of logic was “well if i put the sponge in the blender, when i turn it on the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so i dont have to spend ages cleaning it”

thats not what happened though :•(

gummygomamon:

nebula-cnidaria:

unseeliequeen:

tawnks:

gifak-net:

Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding

aw hell no

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.

Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off

As a southerner raised by rednecks, I can confirm that deer are adorable morons.

I’ve seen deer:

1.) Run from their own baby after it sneezed

2.) Run from a turkey that was chasing another turkey

3.) Run into the only tree in the middle of a field

4.) Run from ITSELF after IT sneezed

5.) Run circles around my house because a Mockingbird was imitating the wheezing sound deer use to verbally communicate a sense of unease

wtfduolingo:

[Image transcription: “Hesten spiser skjerfet mitt” which translates to “The horse is eating my scarf”]