Month: July 2018

oberonnymerosmartell:

bisexualzuko:

“they can say whatever the hell they want I don’t care I’ll say ‘fuck you’”

“did you just flip the bird at us?”

“I did flip the bird, yeah”

“but did you flip it at US?”

“yo bruh if this starts a fight how easily can I get out of trouble”

“not very”

“So like I flipped the bird but it TOTALLY wasn’t at you”

let’s just appreciate that this is a conversation that actually literally happens in one of the greatest plays in the english language

ren-of-rationality:

soybean-sam1894:

t3trahedron:

sinesalvatorem:

mlgspacememe:

jamtastik:

thighetician:

kinghispaniola:

If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida

Apex predators

Yooooo

Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people

TBF, you would be too if you’d ever met Florida Man

Hopefully this doesn’t burst anybody’s bubbles, but the video’s fake (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-man-save-friend-from-reptilian-attack/)

Now, by fake I mean: the alligator wasn’t real, it was put there as a prank by some Youtubers, to record people’s reactions. So the guy a) survived, and b) reacted as he would (AKA: fought a fucking alligator to save his friend) had it been real, because neither of them knew it wasn’t.

To quote Snopes: It appears that the “elbow drop” move was actually a real, good-faith, and quite courageous response to an uncomfortably realistic and relatively low-effort prank

Ok but like…. that still doesn’t change the fact that this absolute legend genuinely thought an alligator was about to eat his friend and he ELBOW DROPPED the fucking thing to save him!!!! That’s some true ass friendship right there

No people or animals got hurt, guy got to try and elbow drop an alligator, and his friend got to find out just how ride or die his friend is. As far as I’m concerned this makes the whole thing better.

1944 US Army Air Force Air Crew Lunch MRE Review Pilot Ration Vintage Meal Ready to Eat Taste Test

I’ve never had any particular interest in military rations. But, I somehow ran across this guy’s channel a while back, and it’s oddly fascinating.

He just takes such an enthusiastic and positive approach, and seems to enjoy what he’s doing so much.

Plus, it’s not everyday that most people would get to see somebody nomming on a $320 box of WWII-vintage candy for a detailed taste review. (And this doesn’t even look that frightening compared to some of the other items he has put in his mouth on camera.)

A few highlights:

“Yeah, that’s a really old peanut. I’m going to eat this anyway…Oh, the peanut IS rancid, whoops!…That’s definitely the oldest peanut I’ve ever eaten.” [elderly candy-coated peanut munching intensifies]

“I can’t help myself, I’m going to eat it all. I’m gonna savor it. Oh wait–eh, I’ll just eat it anyway…I need some water”

“It’s so unusual. It tastes like the smell of a school library mixed with like, again, some kind of fruit, cheap chocolate, and something that’s just adding an almost creamy coating on your tongue…I can’t stop eating them, though. Wow.”

rhysiana:

Once upon a time @seananmcguire wrote a book that spoke images into my brain so strongly I had to put the book down and design a temari before I could proceed. That book’s sequel, The Girl in the Green Silk Gown, is out today! If you enjoy ghost stories and urban legends and the feeling of driving down a deserted highway late at night, read these books and learn all about Rose Marshall, the girl in the green silk gown and protective road ghost. Maybe keep a jacket handy for her.

Temari info: I call this pattern Roses and Roads, for obvious reasons. It combines two of my favorite techniques, wrapped bands and rose garden, plus gave me an excuse to play with all kinds of interesting specialty fibers. The roads are a synthetic black that looks like wet pavement, with center lines made from yellow silk lamé braid to simulate reflectors down a double yellow line, and the white edge lines actually glow in the dark. The roses are done in three shades of green silk that match the original book cover better than they ought to, considering I didn’t have the book with me at the store.

[What’s temari?]

Source: rhysiana

Homeland Security advisory council members resign over family separations: report | TheHill

aboriginalnewswire:

Homeland Security advisory council members resign over family separations: report | TheHill

The resignation letter reportedly said the administration failed to consult with the council before carrying out Trump’s zero-tolerance immigration policy, which was introduced by Attorney General Jeff Sessions in May. The policy resulted in the separation of hundreds of migrant families before Trump signed an executive order in June ending the separations.“Were we consulted, we would have…

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This is finally the last of probably the worst canned kidney beans I have ever seen!

I’ve gotten hold of plenty of canned beans which were undercooked to my taste, but not like this. Best guess is that they may have just cooked them the minimum 15 minutes recommended to break down toxins. Likely from their totally dry state. Very possibly tip some dry beans into the cans, fill up with water, and rely on the usual heat processing to do the rest 🤔 Best hypothesis I can come up with.

Anyway, they may as well not be cooked at all. I found out the hard way that, no, say cooking them in with rice isn’t nearly enough to get them a decent texture. (Like in the rice and peas I’m using them in tonight, actually.) It takes at least 45 minutes of simmering to get them halfway edible, before you even simmer them in anything else. Great shortcut ingredient!

So, of course those were on sale and I got like 6 cans 🙄 Not planning to buy that brand again, and I’m glad to get the last of them gone now.

(Did have to wonder if this might actually have something to do with the reason that they are so aggressive about the “must boil kidney beans in particular at least 15 minutes for safety!!!” warnings here. Apparently, it was a popular thing in the ‘70s to just soak dry kidney beans and use them totally raw in salads 😷 These canned beans would be the next best thing, minus the poisoning. And they are from a very British brand.)

cool-critters:

Royal starfish (Astropecten articulatus)

The royal starfish is a West Atlantic sea star of the family Astropectinidae.The species of starfish Astropecten articulatus, commonly known as the
Royal Starfish is characterized by its bold colors. It has a purple
granulated disk, which is the central region of the sea star, and the
purple color continues to extend to its five flat rays, which are its
arms. A. articulatus feeds by swallowing its food whole and digesting it in
its stomach, like other members of the genus Astropecten. However,
unlike other species in the same genus, A. articulatus consumes
significantly more organisms.A. articulatus also feeds on a diverse number of organisms. 

photo credits:

Mark Walz

Source: cool-critters

americasgreatoutdoors:

The large trees at Muir Woods National Monument in California are coastal redwoods, the tallest of all living things. Undisturbed, redwoods can grow taller than the Statue of Liberty and live longer than 1,200 years. Looking up at these incredible trees in an unforgettable experience. As John Muir said, “Nature’s peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop away from you like the leaves of autumn.” Photo by National Park Service.

Source: americasgreatoutdoors