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in skyrim i married a homeless man and even though we are married and he lives in my huge fuckin house he still wears rags and asks me to give him 1 gold whenever i see him

that’s just what men are like

In one of the video games I played In College I married a butcher. And every time I’d go back to my house all he’d do is complain about the house being too small. Go on adventure, come back, “bla bla the house is too small.” Go in another adventure, come back to my lovely husband to hear about how the house was too small. Every single time. It got really annoying, really fast. I killed him with my sword. This is one of the reasons why I probably shouldn’t get married in real life.