clatterbane:

jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

why-animals-do-the-thing:

dimetrodone:

Sea otters and giant river otters are like if someone got two artists to design a giant otter, but ended up with two very different ideas on what they should look like cause one draws hello kitty fanart and the other was a nihilist.

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Accurate.

the giant river otter can grow up to five and a half feet long. just imagine that face coming at you on the body of an enormous hell dog. 

it’s like r. crumb designed a ferret

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haiku-robot:

lostsoup:

just-shower-thoughts:

Icarus’ wings should not have melted as the air actually gets cooler the higher you get, but the Greeks wouldn’t not have had any way of knowing that.

he flew next to the sun you dumb ass reddit cuck the sun’s hot, idiot

he flew next to the
sun you dumb ass reddit cuck
the sun’s hot idiot


^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!