archiemcphee:

The Department of Clever Cockatiels just discovered its newest member: a charming little birb named Lucky who sings an Apple ringtone with perfect accuracy whenever he gets upset at the sight of his getting ready to go out. 

My friend’s family has a cockatiel named Lucky. Whenever Lucky gets upset, he sings an Apple ringtone. It usually happens when they tie their shoes to get ready to leave the house. It’s adorable, and also pitch perfect.

But that’s not all. Lucky recently heard the video of himself and it seems he isn’t amused with his sudden internet fame:

[via /r/videos]

All my friend wants for the holidays is to survive.

trantifa:

As some of you who’ve seen my reblogs about it, my friend @dislocated-cannibal​ has cervical cancer, and he needs to raise nearly $8,000 to pay for a full hysterectomy.  In the two months he’s been making posts about the situation, he’s only gotten less than $300.

@dislocated-cannibal is a disabled nonbinary guy who can’t work, and has no income, due to physical and mental illness.  His grandmother also died of cervical cancer, and this, combined with other stresses from health to family, are really ruining his time lately.

if you can, donate via paypal to breathof.freshass@yahoo.com

And if you’d like, you could:

And please, if you can’t donate anything, please reblog this post.  I don’t want my friend to die.

simmonsized:

simmonsized:

Hi! I’m Novie and I need some help!

I’ve always had issues with my wisdom teeth but in the past few days, my gums have begun to swell and I fear there’s an infection.

Unfortunately, being an American who has to deal with their own healthcare, mine does not cover dental. It’s an unfortunately common issue, and this time around, being almost Christmas, I don’t have the funds to swing it!!

I am opening some baby commissions to help pay for it

you may contact me at novaya_estrella@hotmail.com, which is also my paypal

I also have a KO-FI, which is on my page, if you would just like to be a cool pal and donate

really and truly, every bit helps. I’m hoping to get a payment plan for my tooth (the total usually ends up being 300$ or more) but having something to get my foot in the door will help a ton

Thank you and I’m sorry! If you can’t help, please spread the word!!

Hey guys, as it turns out I actually need to have all FOUR of my wisdom teeth removed

I’m one of the few unlucky people who has two sets of wisdom teeth

As you might imagine, this is incredibly expensive and painful

Please, anything helps