I just turned to my housemate and said, “y’know, we’d never know if we were haunted” because we have four cats between us, so every clunk, bump, and crash gets entirely ignored
and now I want a movie about a ghost becoming increasingly desperate to haunt a family but they have cats and so the poor dear goes completely ignored
I’ve had this thought before. My cats aren’t allowed in the bedroom, and sometimes I hear them try to come in and just shout “No thank you!” at them. How hilarious would it be if I was really yelling at a poor ghost, trying to spook me.
Between my cat and my ADHD (wait, where did I put my purse? Wasn’t just here? Oh it’s in the pantry. Eh, must be a brain fail. Again.) I would never know whether or not my ass was haunted.
Now all we need is someone with psychosis seeing a demon and going, “Ugh. My meds are messed up again.”
Demon goes, “No I’m real.”
“Sure you are, Kevin.”
“MY NAME IS BELZEBUB.”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVIN I AM TRYING TO STUDY.”Thing: *goes bump in the night*
Me: *sleeps on becuase my hard-of-hearing ass doesn’t sleep with my hearing aids in*
Thing: This binch…
Day: December 21, 2017
Harry the Stonecarver
Harry Brite is an Inuk man who was born in Hopedale, Labrador but raised in St. Anthony on the Northern Peninsula of Newfoundland. During his younger years Harry worked as a fisherman and boat pilot, traveling all around the island working and adventuring. Nowadays he mostly stays in St. John’s, where he is a familiar face in the downtown area: “I’m always around. I’m here and there all the time, you’ll see me.” Many who do see him walking around town don’t realize his talents as a stone carver. Harry only started carving about 12 years ago, taking it up after watching someone else. He uses pyrophyllite stone for his carvings, and basic tools such as a hacksaw and a selection of files. Harry always notes the richness of color in the stone he chooses, as well as the different markings the stone has to offer. As an artist, he is concerned with how he executes form, while keeping his carvings focused on personal interpretations of iconic images and animals of the north. These include whales, whale tails, inukshuks and what he refers to as “hoods.” His hood carvings depict the faces of women, with winter hoods covering their heads.
The images above show Harry posing with some recent carvings from this past summer, as well as how the stone looks at the beginning stages of his work.
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Contributed by L. Wilson

The sea is warm and calm, but a tiny ripple jostles your boat. Big momma Dunk has come by to check on you. You ask her how the fishing will be today.
If I wore this I’d get people coming up to me asking me to build them a sod house.
And I couldn’t say no … don’t think I could say “no, I don’t want to get mud on my dress” with a straight face while wearing this.

Когда твой кот пересмотрел человека паука…
“When your cat watches too much spiderman”
I found a super weird looking land snail that I never knew about before! “Rhiostoma smithi” Just look at it’s cute button door attached to it’s butt!
I spend hours looking yesterday at all kinds of snails and slugs and I’m so dizzy now! *_____* I’m probably going to post more weird ones in the future because reasons!
Whipped cream
WHIP CREAM 2
i was anticipating disaster but it didn’t happen
my dream is to live in a place where cute forest critters wander into my yard and make friends with my pets

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