hypermobilebecca:

Shout out to the disabled people making progress that no one recognizes because it’s not what society considers to be “impressive” or “commendable”

Shoutout to all the disabled people who are managing to get out of bed for the first time in months.

Shoutout to the disabled people who made their own meals today.

Shoutout to the disabled people who are going back to school/ work.

Shoutout to the disabled people who went grocery shopping.

Shoutout to the disabled people who drove themselves around.

Shoutout to the disabled people who managed public transport.

Shoutout to the disabled people who accomplished any or all of the things they wanted to today.

And a big shoutout to the disabled people who didn’t do any of these things bc they finally gathered the strength to say no and listen to their limits.

Your accomplishments are worthy. Your life is worthy. YOU are worthy. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise because you aren’t “productive” according to society’s standards.

hoe-damneron:

hoe-damneron:

hoe-damneron:

hoe-damneron:

i’m gonna fight the postal service. get your hand wraps let’s fuckin go

now, i know it’s the holiday season and they’re swamped with deliveries, but my axolotls were shipped from the facility tuesday morning via priority 2-day and they still aren’t here. this isn’t looking good

whelp. they’re just marked “in transit as of the 23rd at 12:38pm” with no estimated delivery date. i guess i’m turning the 40 gal breeder i had ready into a panda garra tank after all.

they arrived in one piece!!! meet astronaut and givenchy. astro’s tiny enough to fit inside of givenchy’s mouth, so they’re getting a tank divider immediately

glumshoe:

Children playing with Barbies in media: “This is Sally. She’s the mommy. She loves fashion, swimming, and she drives a convertible! She has a baby with Ken and sometimes they kiss.” OR “Look, I ripped Barbie’s head off! Ha ha ha! I’m a boy.”

Children playing with Barbies in real life: “This is Aurora, the fallen goddess of the sky. She has been banished from her kingdom and bound to a mortal body by her sister, who rose to power by human sacrifices. She now leads an army of cannibal water spirits who eat men. Sometimes they have orgies. They dismembered a traitor and keep her head on a Popsicle stick as a warning to others. Aurora can turn into a wolf and uses battle magic to paralyze her enemies. The king of the stuffed animals developed rabies and she had to slay him to save his people, but they do not understand that it was an act of mercy and kindness and are sending assassins after her for regicide. This is Aurora’s soulmate, Crystal, but her soul is trapped in a gemstone while an evil spirit pilots her body and attempts to murder her friends.”