floorbananamotherfucker:

glumshoe:

down to 

FORAGE FOR MUSHROOMS
FIGHT TO THE DEATH
FLEECE SOME RUBES
FROLIC IN THE HILLS
FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY 
FAFF AROUND
FREE ALL THE ANIMALS FROM THE ZOO
FRATERNIZE WITH THE ENEMY

FIRE THE TORPEDOES

FLY INTO THE SUN

FOLD ORIGAMI FLOWERS

birdybrain:

danadelions:

what catfood commercials make feeding your cat look like: *person comes into the kitchen with a smile* *cat licks its lips* *cat snuggles up to their leg softly while purring*

what feeding your cat is actually like: *cat emits loud shrieking meow in anticipation* *you nearly have a deadly accident because your cat excitedly runs between your legs as you walk to the bowl*

see also: *cat puts its head in front of the bowl just as you plop the food out, so it lands on their head*