January 8, 2018 – Urocyon's Jaunts 2.0

optimistic-nihilistic-rainday:

raichuu:

Ok…so eighter Comander

Woundwort (Watership Down)or the Killer Rabbit (Monty Phython) wanted to see your contact dates….

If I were you I would take serious security measures!

babyanimalgifs:

This dog…caught a fish…using croutons.

Then walked off like Mufasa

rai-rai-raichu:

Tediursa: doo dee doo off ta skool

Ursaring: off to file these FUCKING TAXES

Source: yoshisnothere

wholockedcumberwumber:

THIS JUST MADE ME THINK OF THE HELL’S GRANNIES IN MONTY PYTHON

Source: srsfunny

bureaubaggins:

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

“Can you pass the salad, Mom?” he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

“Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?”

“You always do this to me, Mom.”

worldmotheringair:

Winter Nuthatch

Source: worldmotheringair

blackmodel:

barbiegal:

localstarboy:

She bought 48 hot pickles.
Fourty. Eight. hot pickles.

TAURUS

i only act like this when im alone and she has the bravery to record it wow

Source: positive-memes

catmeme:

there r tears in my eyes

Source: flowerinaflame