pipistrellus:

smallestcitrus:

a small bird got loose in the store earlier and it was super freaking out about being inside. bonking into the lights on the ceiling, frantically squeaking, etc. so of course, i want to help this tiny critter, and the managers want it out, because we’re a grocery store and we cannot just Have A Bird.

what i MEANT to convey to my supervisor was “i raised chickens for ten years and also sometimes i catch feral pigeons in the park to de-string their feet and do first aid so if you need help catching this finch i can probably do it.”

what actually came out of my mouth was “i catch birds in my spare time.”

which was, judging by the look on his face, the most terrifying thing anyone has ever said to him.

Abagsjsdf Liz I love u

kinomatika:

operation fish relocation

So as you all may know, i’m moving to fort wayne at the end of this month but i have some things i can’t take with me. one of those things is my 55 gallon fresh water fish tank.

I’ve been trying to sell it on craigslist and letgo and mercari but it looks like nobody is going to bite by the time i need to go and i can’t leave the tank with my parents because they will leave it to just die.

SO if you are interested in a fully stocked 55 gallon freshwater tank ready to be planted that would be perfect for a beginning aquarist/fishkeeper, and if you or anyone interested is within 50 miles of chicago in any direction, please please let me know!

at this point i would like to just give it all away to anybody who will care for it.

The substrate is ADA aquasoil and it is WELL finished leaching ammonia so it’s 100% ready for any plants you can throw at it.

it comes with two 48” beamswork LED bars, one for plant growth and one to show off fish colour. they both work and have a blue moonlight feature.

the tank comes with two Aqueon 75 filters stuffed with biological media as opposed to those foam pad inserts, and the only thing you need to change monthly is the pillow stuffing which i use for water polishing.

it’s a really easy tank to maintain. all you need to do is weekly water changes and feed the fish every other day

please spread this if you can? i really need to figure out a way to rehome this tank ASAP.