aquarianmm:

jewishkeith:

jewishkeith:

hey I keep seeing these “2017 Tumblr” compilation posts and it seems like everyone is deliberately leaving out the part where we all thought the author of My Immortal was finally found and that she was a Native American lesbian author who wrote the fanfic as part joke and part desperate attempt to find her long lost brother while she was in high school and that she was going to publish a memoir in 2018 and Buzzfeed covered it and everything but then some people, one who was supposedly her aformentioned brother, on fucking Kiwifarms of all things, started poking holes in her story and then she deleted and dropped off the face of the earth. because it seems like everyone is trying to pretend like it never happened but it happened.

the year is almost over and I’m not letting anyone forget about this.

I thought she disappeared because of getting a lot harassment from kiwi farm fucks after her “brother” started shit

nonbinarist:

explainingthejoke:

prplzorua:

aceofstars:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT OH MY GODD

@explainingthejoke um halp?

The image above is a comic panel set in ancient Egypt.

Traditionally, ancient Egyptian art featured stylized people standing in profile. Ancient Greek art discovered and then focused on contrapposto, or a pose where, as described in the comic, a person places all their weight on one leg. It is considered an important phase in art history. 

In the comic, a bunch of people are looking at one person who is leaning against a pillar. They are saying:

“Wow! Is that Heptup?”
“He looks amazing.”
“How was Greece, Heptup? You look really relaxed.”

Heptup, the person leaning on the pillar, says, “Yeah. I got into contrapposto over there. It’s where you put all your weight on one leg. I feel really dynamic.”

Two people on Heptup’s other side say:

“I love how his hips and shoulders aren’t parallel. He just looks so… alive.”
“And so graceful.”

A final person speaks in two symbols placed vertically, which is a reference to Egyptian hieroglyphics, their writing system. The symbols he is saying are of a donkey, and of a person digging a hole with a shovel. It can be inferred he is saying something akin to “Bullshit.”

The joke scenario in the comic is one where ancient Egyptian people really did all stand rigidly like that, but one of the Egyptian people who traveled to Greece discovered contrapposto and now he leans on stuff and looks really cool. But the last guy isn’t impressed. It’s poking fun at art history.

slight alteration: the last person’s hieroglyphics say asshole (donkey + hole)

India’s gay prince opens palace to the LGBT community

glittercyborgwitch:

bodhis:

“I want to give people social and financial empowerment, so eventually people who want to come out won’t be affected. They will have their own social security system. It won’t make a difference if they are disinherited.”

It is great that he’s doing this, but it’s very disingenuous for a British newspaper to publish this and discuss section 377 as part of the homophobic climate of India without also mentioning that section 377 originates from British colonial rule. To mention this out of context and talk about cultural reasons for homophobia alone, portrays Indian culture as inherently homophobic but doesn’t take accountability for the way which Britain enforced the conditions for that climate to occur.

India’s gay prince opens palace to the LGBT community

Ten new applications for neural networks

lewisandquark:

Neural networks are machine learning algorithms that are very good at solving tough problems – they’re used for language translation, facial recognition, and financial management. I, however, have been training them on silly datasets. 

Here are some of my favorite experiments from the last year.

Naming guinea pigs

In a possible first for the field of machine learning, a neural network named rescue guinea pigs for the Portland Guinea Pig Rescue and Morris Animal Refuge. Some of the names they used, and some of them they did not.

Popchop
Fuzzable
Spockers
Trickles
Farter

Then I mixed the guinea pig names with the names of death metal bands, and got names such as:

Death Snifs
Fuzzy Night
Dark Darn

Naming kittens

Not to be outdone by the guinea pigs, AFK Cat Rescue of Huntsville, Alabama asked me to name some rescue kittens. Some of the names were great, and others not so much:

Mr. Tinkles
Retchion
Pish
Toot

Inventing magic spells 

I trained a neural network twice on Dungeons and Dragons spells, and once on spells from Harry Potter. See if you can figure out which list is which.

Chorus of the dave
Song of the doom goom
Barking Sphere
Gland Growth
Hold Mouse

Hurder-gerping Charm
Regrowing hair to curse of the Bogies
Brechaim hedbivicus Doobers Spell
Fubbledory Charm
Squggly-wing fart

And please read these hilarious descriptions of neural network D&D spells.

Naming beers

The craft beer industry is running short on names, and expensive lawsuits result when two breweries use the same name. Now we have many more.

Dang River
Yamquak
Borb!
Snot Beard
Pimperdiginistic the Blacksmith with Cherry

And now there’s a real beer, first ever named by neural network: The Fine Stranger

Naming your next band

It helps if you like sharks.

Shark Gordon
The Shark Singers
The Shark Charles
Tony Shark

Or if you’re a metal band, there’s a special list just for you.

Inhuman Sand
Chaosrug
Stormgarden
Staggabash
Sun Damage Omen

Curing writer’s block

Need a title for your story?

Under the Daleks
Pirates: A Fight Dance Story
Batman and Flancles: The Fun Tree
The Star Wars: The Santa Contact
American Midnight: Swear Dragon

Or need a way to start it?

“I am forced to write to my neighbors about the beast.”
Her mother was packing by the black anthill.
The sun was probably for his wife.
Stop! I caused the Narguuse man who was new on Alabama, the screaming constipated eggs.

Assassination plots

It’s a really bad idea to follow the neural network’s cooking advice. Its cake recipes will also not result in cake.

1 cup cherry seeds
42 cup milk
Preheat oven to 3500  8 minutes.
Sprout clams; add vanilla.

Choosing your next Halloween costume

Fairy Batman? Sexy Pumpkin Pirate? Princess Shark? Professor Panda?

You may be the only one dressed this way at your next Halloween party.

Inventing new ponies

I trained a neural network to invent new My Little Ponies, but not all of them were presentable.

Raspberry Turd
Derdy Star
Starly Star
Blue Cuss

Inventing new paint colors

I trained a neural network to generate paint colors and name them. Then, with a larger dataset, I tried again and it did a bit better. But you may not see these as the next color of the year:

Parp Green
Shy Bather
Farty Red
Bull Cream