vampireapologist:

if you get to the top you look very cool but if you fall out and die in front of everyone that’s a PR nightmare

eleventhdoctor:

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

daily-showerthoughts:

The main difference between me and my cat is that when she sleeps all day and does nothing productive, she doesn’t feel crushing guilt and overwhelming societal pressure.

me: *gets jumpscared by a toaster*