jezza-riddell:

sukark:

I made this cake (without the vinegar) on Sunday and it’s still delicious and moist and amazing

also this is one of the comments on the recipe and I’m still laughing about it:

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You know on the plus side…at least this was positive. I can’t tell you how many recipe reviews I’ve stumbled onto that were all, “This was horrible. I used olive oil instead of butter, and I swapped the pork for chicken. I decided to eliminate half the spices because I didn’t have them on hand and then I subbed lettuce because I didn’t have bok choy. I’m trying to eat less salt, so I didn’t add any soy sauce. My family wouldn’t even eat it, and I had to throw it away. 

All in all 1/10, this recipe was terrible, would not make again.”

please help me escape arranged marriage

princessnaima:

my name is naima and i’m an eighteen y/o somali lesbian in desperate need of help. over the past few months i have been under the impression that my family is warming up to the idea of me not being what they want me to be. unfortunately this is not the case and i believe the only way out is to escape as they have now resorted to basically treating me like a prisoner and promising me to a man instead of letting me go to university as they promised. i have no funds of my own and to even think of escaping and surviving the first few weeks i desperately need money. i have to use ko-fi since it’s the most anonymous of ways and my father has found out what i do online before (i had to remake my tumblr). despite everything i do not wish any harm on them. i simply want to part ways. i don’t have a lot of followers but if any of you is willing to help i will forever carry you in my heart.

ko-fi.com/princessnaima

I’m a foster mother to 100 baby spiders

bogleech:

fortidogi:

greylilacs:

greylilacs:

Okay so the other day I was taking the trash out and my nail caught on a spider egg sac!

Unfortunately it split open and all the little eggs came tumbling out and luckily landed in a box.

After getting them all in a glass, I was left with several questions, no answers and guilt! But I asked in a few spider groups and got a tutorial on making a spider incubator!

Sooo! We went through a few different stages of mini Orbeez

And by mini I mean REALLY mini!

But finally we started seeing development!

See the little white dot?! That’s a wee lil baby!

Then more started showing up!

Then the day came!! Little legs started showing up!!

And then!!!

Today I just went to look and!!

!!!

MY BABIES ARE HATCHING!

Update

They’re perfect in every way and I love my dumb spider babies. 

This is Joseph. He’s learning to walk properly. 

He’s not very good at it yet though.

He try his best. 

He has a fucking :3 on his face.

baby spiders look too delicious but I would never eat one 😦