If your nearest Waffle House is closed,
you should probably run. Because the
24-hour chains only shut down during
absolute devastation, FEMA unofficially
determines the severity of natural
disasters by whether local Waffle
Houses remain open or not. They
call this “The Waffle House Index.” Source
I didn’t believe this, even with a source, so I Googled it. I’M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU, DID-YOU-KNO. Oh my god, FEMA really does have a Waffle House Index. I don’t know what to do with this information.
What if there are no Waffle Houses where you live?
The black circles are clusters of Waffle Houses, with the number telling us how many are in that area. (The red circle is where it thinks I am. It’s a little off but I’m still nowhere near a Waffle House.) I guess a lot of us are gonna perish. Thanks, Obama. 😦
Hi everyone, please take the time to read and share Bianca’s story. Her abusive boyfriend stole all of her money and documents (including her birth certificate, passport, etc, which he burned) in an attempt to trap her in Nicaragua with him. We were able to get her out of the country with a lot of difficulty but she still has lost almost everything. She is only asking for $700 and has made only $30 of it. I know many people are skeptical of gofundme now but she really does need help and I can personally vouch for the truthfulness of the story. Even $5 will help, and if you can’t donate, please share! Thank you.
Looks like she’s back but still needs money for replacement documents
This is correct. She also lost many of her personal items like shoes, clothes, etc. Please keep reblogging!
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