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Tetrapod Bowl

Date: 1st–4th century

Geography: Guatemala, Mesoamerica

Culture: Maya

Wide-mouthed bowls or plates are believed to have been used as presentation or serving vessels. Those raised on four bulbous feet are identified with the Maya lowlands of Mexico and Guatemala in the earliest centuries A.D. and include a rather showy type surfaced with an arresting, bright orange-red slip, as seen here. The surface is continuous, even, and smooth in color; the shape is clean lined and well balanced. This type of vessel represents a considerable display of proficiency in the art and technique of the potter and was valued as a precious object at the time of manufacture. Other ceramics of specialized shape and size were finished with the same orange-red surface color. Perhaps suites of similarly hued ceramic containers were particularly meaningful together. This example has dark gray firing-clouds on the bottom of the feet, the only change in color from smooth orange-red on the vessel.

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OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST



GUAM?

IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM

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KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST

“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID

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12/27, 8:37PM CT

ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM

12/28, 12:18PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***

12/28, 10:22PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY


GO COOKIES GO


@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper@homebeccer GET READY

lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and

12/30, 12:39AM CT

@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper

holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE

The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

THEY’VE

ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD

THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

COOKIES ACQUIRED

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THE THRILLING CONCLUSION

also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey

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how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????

AND 

IT’S

IT’S

IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-

I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED 

Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks

Its not even an in-game feature

Oh my god it’s back

H O W

I’ve had this sort of thing happen.

At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.

I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”

No one said “hey let’s stop missending things to Nepal” they just said “let’s make a stamp for this” and called it a day.

I’m gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration. 

it’s that time of year again, fuckers

happy 1 year anniversary of me NEVER GETTING MY 12 DOLLARS BACK FROM THE USPS

My health insurance doesn’t cover dental because I’m too disabled

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Sob story:  Any of you who have been following me for a while know that it’s been a long time since anything was even remotely okay. My mother has aggressive Alzheimer’s and both sides of our family disowned us so it wouldn’t look like they came from bad breeding. My father was murdered a week before my 13th birthday and I’ve been my mom’s provider ever since. As for myself, I have a terminal illness called Spinal Atrophy Muscular Dystrophy II, chronic fatigue (as seen in the recent documentary Unrest), osteoporosis, PTSD, depression, etc. etc.

Context: three years ago I was in a major accident and the last thing they need to recover from is with corrective dentistry

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The problem: my insurance will only cover one dentist office in my town which isn’t handicap accessible, my alternative is to find an ADA regulated facility somewhere else which is financially impossible because I would have to pay for accessible lodging, accessible transportation, medically qualified companion, medically qualified caretaker for my mother, etc. etc.

I’m more than willing to go into debt for this because I’m in pain and it’s hard to eat but my credit card is maxed and my credit is too low to get another one.

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If there’s anything you can donate, even a few dollar it would help a lot

PayPal: paypal.me/ChristyStewart

Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/clstewart

Compensation?: There is a limited amount of things I can do for a limited amount of time each day because of my chronic illness but in exchange for donations I can do tarot readings and birth charts. I am a hereditary witch and I don’t charge for these services, but I do barter with them as my ancestors did.

If you would like a reading in exchange for your donation, please email me at christyleighstewart@gmail.com with your inquiries. 

Please help me get my $6,157.04 debt down to $0, I can’t try this without help anymore.

Thank you guys for being so incredibly, overwhelmingly, supportive

I can only hope to return at least half the love into the world that you guys have shown me

cheesy as shit, but I mean it

As for the “large enough that these guys form a cohort”, that is one of the reasons I pretty much stopped using G+.

Yeah, I also didn’t like some of the changes they kept making. But, Mr. C got me on there as soon as it went public (with him working there then)–and, from the get-go, there were too many of those guys.

Not all of them employees, but also others attracted by the existing cohort. Like there’s any shortage of them in tech anyway 😩

I never personally got to deal with garbage beyond some comment trolls looking for public posts to be assholes on. And at least it is more possible to filter who can see/interact with posts over there.

But, doubting I’m the only one who got tired of that as another reason to stay away. I can only imagine what some of the internal discussions turned into.

I had been following that mess to some extent for a while.

The situation was already to the point that some people targeted had been advised by Google’s internal security to post something explaining the (already reported to police) harassment on their doors–and hope the cops would actually stop long enough look at it 😦–in response to the swatting threats.

(As came up not long ago in discussions of the totally inadequate to the point of criminal negligence police preparation/response after that guy in was murdered in Kansas. But yeah, just one indication of what’s been happening there.)

But, what Mr. C heard from Liz yesterday had him extending an open invitation for them to crash on our couch anytime, if they need to get well away ASAP. And let’s just say he’s not prone to overreaction.

Guessing that was at least partly thanks to the further backlash expected after that article got published. But yeah, the situation really is looking that bad. And I think he’s feeling even worse than I am that there’s not much concrete we can do to help.

The Dirty War Over Diversity Inside Google

Via Liz Fong-Jones. Having trouble choosing limited quotes that even come close to doing this horrible mess justice, and I would definitely recommend reading the whole article.

Since August, screenshots from Google’s internal discussion forums, including personal information, have been displayed on sites including Breitbart and Vox Popoli, a blog run by alt-right author Theodore Beale, who goes by the name Vox Day. Other screenshots were included in a 161-page lawsuit that Damore filed in January, alleging that Google discriminates against whites, males, and conservatives.

What followed, the employees say, was a wave of harassment. On forums like 4chan, members linked advocates’ names with their social-media accounts. At least three employees had their phone numbers, addresses, and deadnames (a transgender person’s name prior to transitioning) exposed. Google site reliability engineer Liz Fong-Jones, a trans woman, says she was the target of harassment, including violent threats and degrading slurs based on gender identity, race, and sexual orientation. More than a dozen pages of personal information about another employee were posted to Kiwi Farms, which New York has called “the web’s biggest community of stalkers.”

Meanwhile, inside Google, the diversity advocates say some employees have “weaponized human resources” by goading them into inflammatory statements, which are then captured and reported to HR for violating Google’s mores around civility or for offending white men…

Yonatan Zunger, a high-ranking veteran engineer who left Google eight months ago, says the internal culture has become a textbook case of the “paradox of tolerance,” the notion that if a society is tolerant without limit, it will be seized upon by the intolerant.

The combatants represent just a sliver of Google’s more than 75,000 employees. Executives seem to want everyone to get back to work, rather than be forced into the awkward position of refereeing a culture war. “Just like they’re reporting me, I’m reporting them as well,” says Alon Altman, a senior engineer and diversity advocate. After Damore’s memo was disclosed in August, Altman says the complaints from both sides amounted to “a denial-of-service attack on human resources.”…

Fong-Jones is used to being harassed online. But she was quickly flooded with direct messages on Twitter containing violent threats and degrading and transphobic slurs based on gender identity, race, and sexual orientation. One commenter on Vox Popoli wrote that, “they should pitch all those sexual freaks off of rooftops.”

That’s when it clicked: perhaps some of her coworkers’ questions had not been in good faith. “We didn’t realize that there was a dirty war going on, and weren’t aware of the tactics being used against us,” she says. The stakes soon became clear. A few days later, alt-right figurehead Milo Yiannopoulos shared an image with his 2.5 million Facebook followers featuring the Twitter bios and profile pics of eight advocates at Google, many of them trans employees…

Some employees see similarities between some of the behavior inside Google and alt-right manuals for fighting advocates for social justice, such as one written by Beale that instructs readers to “Document their every word and action,” “Undermine them, sabotage them, and discredit them,” and “Make the rubble bounce” on your way out the door.

Beale says they’re right. “I know that there are a number of people there who have read [the guide], I know that they’re using it,” Beale told WIRED. He claims to have had contacts inside the company for years and dozens of followers. He says he doesn’t know if Damore has read his guide, but is following the playbook. Damore says he has not read the manual.

Another unfortunately good point:

Christopher Schmidt (@crschmidt) tweeted at 2:11 PM on Fri, Jan 26, 2018:
I think this is the key thing. Google is large enough that these folks form a cohort; at any other company, they are just “that one guy”… who chases every under represented minority out. Stop looking at pipeline: start looking at Pepe.

The Dirty War Over Diversity Inside Google

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GUYS. THERE WAS DRIVE-THROUGH IN ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH THE COST OF MY MASTERS IN HISTORY.

[From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz]

*rolls up to the window* yeah gimme a number V combo

“I’ll have two number IXs, a number IX large, a number VI with extra ambrosia, a number VIII, two number XLVs, one with cheese, and a large goblet of wine.”

hail, I am Gaius Furius, welcome to Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives

“YEAH CAN I GET A FVCKIN VVVVHHH….VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVHHHHHHHHH…BVRGER?”

They still have them perfectly preserved in Pompeii. It’s basically an L-shaped countertop with food wells (heated from below) located on a major intersection so you could just walk or drive up and get your food (probably beans) and leave

Here’s what it looks like